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Yep, it's Happy Steak and BJ (or pleasure your man) Day. It's like the man's Valentine's Day!!! So happy fun times gentlemen!

See topic title. http://store.steampowered.com/app/2400/ A friend of mine was playing it at his house, so I watched him with about 6 friends - all drunk as hell - playing it... oh my god it was so fucking funny. It's basically like Trouble in Terrorist Town but classy and the 1920's. Then I just imagined the Gamercide crew playing this, and mental chaos ensued.

Just wondering how the people on gamercide start their day food wise, probably because I'm starving at the moment but i thought you guys would be up for the challenge of surprising me. As for myself, my favorite would have to be a big platter(small meals don't cut it in the morning for me) of french toast, waffles with strawberries loads of syrup, regular toast with an assortment of jellies and jams, eggs, mostly scrambled but some sunny-side up for spilling all over my place and swabbing up, BACON LOTS OF IT, and something i can slather in bbq sauce. *edit: Oh yeah and lots of seasoned hashbrowns and for everyday... well put simply I'm like an effing horse, get me a big…

Shane has been in talks with Loves Truck Stop for a little bit now, about relocating. They are everywhere! Well the guy had originally offered him a position in Ellensburg, WA. I liked the idea of WA, but it snows too much in that particular location, and with Shane driving a truck we aren't too keen on that. So we kept looking. We really liked the idea of OR, but the positions were full. Obviously we wanted Arizona first, because of my parents and of course my sister, but its also full. Well this morning the guy called and offered him a position in Fort Worth, TX. The guy even said he'd talk his boss into moving us (which is essential!!). We have done some web searches o…

Mila Kunis was voted sexiest woman of the year. Who would you choose? I'm not talking all time or anything like that. Just someone this year who may slipped onto the radar or you just found to be incredibly sexy. For me I have to give it to.....Kate Upton. She's gorgeous, has a beautiful body and she totally blew off being called "fat" by some super skinny reporter who clearly has some body images issues because she is definitely not fat.

I'm enjoying a few ( several plus bourbon ) beers and listening to some great music. What's everyone into? I have to work in the morning but let's have some fun tonight! Come on!

http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/28/5936959/comcast-confessions-when-every-call-is-a-sales-call I'm just so disgusted with Comcast. I knew they were bad from first hand experience, and I knew they were bad with that call that went online a few weeks back -- but this article shows how terrible they are. They're about to get much worse if that Time Warner merger goes through. Oh yeah, the comments on that article are as good as the article itself.

Celebrated our 20th anniversary yesterday! Had some yummy yummy crab at Red Lobster. I can't believe we've made it 20 years! Sometimes it seems longer, other times it feels like its flown by. I've wanted to pinch his head off and tell God he died a few times lol, but I love the man. Shane gets his 1st yearly bonus at work on the 30th. So we're going to the coast and staying at my favorite hotel http://www.seaventure.com/rooms/ on Feb 3rd and coming back on the 5th. I'm excited cuz we're gonna get a full ocean view room, w/ a private hot tub on the balcony. We always stay there on our anniversary when we can, but we have only stayed in the partial view rooms. This hotel i…

Since Pogre has the same laptop as me now, we need to take a vote.

Anyone have any exciting plans for the weekend? Easter is on Sunday and this is my first Easter away from home so I miss out on the good dinner!

http://www.tmz.com/2014/01/14/justin-bieber-cops-raid-house-eggs-police-battering-ram-investigation-search-warrant/ Good job, Biebs. Real good.

http://www.prosebeforehos.com/government_employee/04/29/fox-news-calls-mr-rogers-evil/ What. The. ****.

Hoooooooooooo boy! I can't believe that this is an ACTUAL transcript from a court down in Georgia. It's worth reading through. I laughed quite a few times. Honestly I can't believe the judge is still on the bench with the things he says. I don't think a judge is supposed to encourage you to whip out your penis and jack off in court hahahaha. (I don't know how to embed Imgur stuff!) Side notes: Apparently this is the judge Also, this is the Defendant (He was on trial for beating someone to death while he was already in jail I think) This whole thing needs to be made into a movie!!!! hahahah…

So this is stupid. You can download Hearthstone now on the Play store, but only if you have a tablet that is 6" screen size or larger. My Note 4 is not impressed at all, and I'm not going to bother trying to decompile APK files and mess with stuff just to get it working properly. *grumbles*

And I have nobody to complain about it to

I ended up being nearly fully sleeved. And did the roses on the outer arm instead of inner forearm. Later we are going to go back and add bright colorful butterflies to give it some pops of color. But I actually love how black and grey roses look, so thats why I went with that. Well its still really sore and redish. But I couldn't wait to share!! So here's the pics... So, whatcha think??

About to start. Have some great ideas. Will post pics as I get them. Any suggestions will be considered.

This is just too hilarious. Officer spots people getting freaky in a pickup truck. Officer approaches said steamy vehicle. Officer commands coitus to cease. And then? While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger's seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says. But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal. WHO DOES THAT!? I mean really? A cheeseburger as a sandal? Even I don't think I've been THAT drunk that I'd try something like that (and that is saying something hahaha) http://loganville.patch.com…

http://kotaku.com/5972869/faith-in-humanity-slowly-depleting-this-jerk-and-his-supporters-find-joy-in-harassing-women-gamers This is greatly wow related, I'm not sure how I feel about it.

It would probably be me... the fourm keeps signing me in as anonymous even though I don't check the box. That is all.

Why is it so many people don't know how to carry a conversation? You go on a date, and you ask questions to figure out how to converse they answer and that's it. They don't add nothing to it. It's so freaking annoying. I can understand if someone is shy or if someone isn't digging such person or doesn't like the person. Not the case. Seriously the last thing I want to do is sit through something and come up with questions and things to talk about. Here let me give you an example. I'll make up some answers. So where do you work? I'm a nurse. Um alright do you like it? Yea. So have you always lived here? Yea. THE WHOLE ******* NIGHT. I mean come on I'm not trying to be a **…

So, I was sitting bored as hell in a meeting that I had no interest in today at work and started doodling. I had Ms. Splosion Man on my mind and came up with the doodle below. Now, this sparked an idea in my head. Why not do one of these each day at work? Anybody interested in seeing more?

Google and Yahoo don't give me much company... LOL

So, I did this prank on Omegle...I thought it was pretty funny because the person was playing along. I was pretty disappointed when they disconnected lol. It's based off of Ownage Pranks, if any of you are familiar with that, so a lot of the things I said were not my own idea. But lemme know what you think haha. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heyy You: du hello i want to kno if you serve the boo-sack noodle? Stranger: Its not on the menu tonight. Sorry You: wat bout titty lo mein? Stranger: Ran out. Waiting for next shipment. You: i shove chopstick up ur *** Stranger: And I'm a Geisha. Enjoy your fortune cookie You: fuk u u mudder ******* St…