It doesn't work as well for a guy, but as a girl you should be able to simply use the last line without any explanation. If the guy isn't all about it. Well, if you are married, see a councilor, if not, move on.

I tried the "Nice shoes, let's fuck," at work the other day. 

 

It got a laugh but no fuck. Most action I've gotten in months.

Mrs. R and Mrs. L see plenty of action.

Who was it that told that story about eating four Skittles out a girls butt and he ended up finding six? That was so crazy. lol

WTF Avahra. And WTF...all of you. 

 

Totally binago.

Dat even my hands scream badtouch.....i did ask my wife if her vagina wanted to give my willy a hug...it got a good laugh and a go to sleep

Lol. Sometimes you just have to take matters into your own hands. I always tell mine she seems to remember how much she likes it once she can be persuaded into it.

I think my wife has a book or reasons NO hidden somwhere in this house..lol

Skittles are delicious. If men shot skittles for ***, we'd all be whores.

Even men. Men would go gay for those skittles.

This!

This!

Mabey....gummi bears

Mabey....gummi bears

 

Skittles are too hard

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenis

That what our screams would sound like passing a skittle

lol. A little out of context. It would probably be something like "OH MY GOD! My Peeeeeeeeeeeeeenis!

Lol, gives a new meaning to taste the rainbow

Hell yeah it does.

i bet, if *** tasted liek skittles everyone would suck dick,

Pass a stone, taste the rainbow?

Hell yeah it does.

i bet, if *** tasted liek skittles everyone would suck dick,

Nahhh.....

who doesn't like skittles?

I dont enjoy the rainbow.

WoW lol. You guys DO need to get laid! Like ASAP... o.O

Just slightly.....ya think....lol