Hoooooooooooo boy!  I can't believe that this is an ACTUAL transcript from a court down in Georgia.  It's worth reading through.  I laughed quite a few times.  Honestly I can't believe the judge is still on the bench with the things he says.  I don't think a judge is supposed to encourage you to whip out your penis and jack off in court hahahaha.

 

(I don't know how to embed Imgur stuff!)

 

Side notes:

Apparently this is the judge

 

Also, this is the Defendant (He was on trial for beating someone to death while he was already in jail I think)

 

 

This whole thing needs to be made into a movie!!!!  hahahaha

I couldn't  get it to work, either. (imgur)

Is this for real?

15 hours ago, Avahra said:

Is this for real?

Deadly serious this is for real hahahaha.  I can't freaking believe it.  It's like a bad comedy sketch but I can't stop laughing about it!

Wow, I am without words. I will come back to this tomorrow

He either needs help or just needs to be put down. Either way, waste of air.  Guys like him that make judges biased.  Not sure why the imgur link doesn't work. I think it's the format it is in. Gallery's work with the Green button, and a direct link works, but not these.

I came back to this and I still can't believe this really happened.

13 hours ago, Dateranoth said:

He either needs help or just needs to be put down. Either way, waste of air.  Guys like him that make judges biased.  Not sure why the imgur link doesn't work. I think it's the format it is in. Gallery's work with the Green button, and a direct link works, but not these.

Are you talking about the judge or the stupid inmate?  Honestly, the judge was out of line but I'd probably lose my cool too.  Of course I'd just stop the court proceedings and have him removed but I'd absolutely give that little shit a piece of my mind too.  I wouldn't tell him to jack off in front of me in court but I'd toss his ass back into jail right away and try him without him being present.

I laughed at the whole thing however.  It's like a bad Abbot and Costello routine haha.

The inmate. The judge was reasonably pissed. Was a funny transcript. Bet whoever typed it was having a hard time not laughing.

Dude, seriously.  Kudos to the court stenographer for having to transcribe the whole thing and type out stuff like "Fuckman-ass"

Welllllllll, adult swim got a hold of this, and they couldn't have picked a better duo to act it out lmao.  Fuck I laugh even harder listening to them

That was amazing

LOL! Love Rick and Morty. It's one of those shows like The Venture Brothers where there just never is enough of it. 

I agree, Rick and Morty is amazing.  Just so ridiculous that I can't stop watching it.  I love the dynamic between the two, and using them to act this out just made it 1000x funnier.