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....... me and my gf improvised some redneck sail and jumped on a skateboard..... We were not expecting anything good but holy hell did it work.....

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a455437/burger-king-reveals-its-burgers-contained-horsemeat.html Earlier this month, a sample from Tesco Everyday Value Beef Burgers was revealed to contain 21.9% horse meat. Lidl, Aldi and Iceland were among several other retailers affected by the scandal.

http://www.twitch.tv/gamercide Should start around 6PM EST. Please try and show up. We'd like a large turnout for this event. Thanks, GC!

IAM DRUNK AND I HAVE A LOT OF DRUNK TO BURN HELLO GUYS I HAVEN'T DRANK IN OVER AYEAR AND TONIGHT I HD A SIPPY CUP OF DAQUIRI AND NOW I AM FUCKING LFYING IKE A PILOT BITCHEESSS

So within the past two weeks, car problems have plagued me. My 1998 Jetta has always had problems of dying in the rain. We sent it in to get fixed about two weeks ago to get it fixed. It worked once in the rain so I got four new tires. After $650, it died again. My mom told me about a cheap $500 1996 Subaru Legacy. I bought that and used it for 3 days. On the third day, I'm driving home from work. I'm getting resistance in the gas pedal. Get within a mile and a half of home and I'm going about 35mph. I hear a whistling and then, BANG! Loud bang and the back wheels lock up and the back end spins out into the middle of the road. I correct and get it straight again and pu…

http://oneofswords.com/2013/01/win-a-turtle-beach-call-of-duty-ear-force-tango/

Yup.

A woman asks her husband to start taking those pills that will help him achieve an erection. He agrees. The next day, she asks if he got the pills. "Picked 'em up today. Here you go honey," he says and tosses her a bottle of diet pills.

Man, I never thought I would see the day where I get home and am excited to file my taxes. Is this how it feels to be an adult?

Does anyone ever randomly add you on facebook? Usually it's someone I know somehow, or they know someone I know. Some dude I have never met or heard of tried to add me..so I said "Do I know you?" ANd he replied "just trying to be nice and saying hi. wow sorry" WOW. YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW ME. YOU didn't say "HI! My name is GIANT DICKASOUROUS REX AND I THINK UR MIGHTY FINE CAN WE BE FRIENDS?" no!!! you just fucking tried to add me. So don't get attitude with me when I ask you who the fuck you are!

i saw your nips they were sexay in stream

So I don't know if I ever told you guys, but Ash started going to a new school this year. Its only for sophmore- senior students, its called Vtec, here in Visalia, CA. The students can take college courses in a few select career paths. One being Veterinary, which Ash has always talked about. So thats what shes working towards. She starts her first college class at the city college tonight!! She does take some college classes actually at her school, but then she can take some at the main college too. And they don't all have to be in her career path, but this one is. She will have an AA in her veterinarians career by the time she graduates high school. Of course thats if sh…

Dat you must have known you sick bastard. Sure enough i got that Wii U on wednesday. 1 hour before my flight to FL left. I got to look at the box all the way to the RV with my daughter in the back going Daddy im goin home n play it. MY WIFE EVEN LAUGHED AT ME.....OH THE HUMANITY. Just wanted to say thanks man. Im sure i will love it when i get home tues

I want to tell you guys about this cool program I've been doing since 2001. Its called MyPoints. When I first started the program all I did was just read the emails they sent me, and that earned me 5 points for each one. It took me a long time to earn my points that way, but I earned my rewards. It would have been quicker if I shopped online, but I didn't at that time, not that I had the money to anyway. I ended up earning several trips to Red Lobster (just by reading email!! no joke!). Thats just the reward I chose, you can choose your own of HUNDREDS. Including Paypal, Amazon, Gamestop and many many others, that come in the form of gift cards. This past Christmas I fina…

Oh man. A pizza sleeping bag.How delightful.

We all make them, let's hear them.

Hi. Nice little website you got going here. What's a Gamercide? <3

http://kotaku.com/5972869/faith-in-humanity-slowly-depleting-this-jerk-and-his-supporters-find-joy-in-harassing-women-gamers This is greatly wow related, I'm not sure how I feel about it.

A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman, 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice, 'Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.' The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husban…

Morrslieb: I love you panda » I can't stick around tonight, but I wanted it known » is there a way to make that sticky so everyone can see it forever Another wish fulfilled at Gamercide! =]

Is it too late to ask Santa for something? I want this so badly. http://www.thisiswhy...he-hangout-nest