IAM DRUNK AND I HAVE A LOT OF DRUNK TO BURN

HELLO GUYS

I HAVEN'T DRANK IN OVER AYEAR AND TONIGHT I HD A SIPPY CUP OF DAQUIRI AND NOW I AM FUCKING LFYING IKE A PILOT

BITCHEESSS

this isg onna be me talking to myself because i have nobody else to talk to yeaH!!!

i am watching a video about deliciosu apples

apples. delicious.

listen

guys, i really have to pee but the boy is pooping ont he toilet,

I really have to pee. like you have noi dea

did a whole bg and he was till pooping. fucking reatrded. This isn't so much fun anymore now that i'm alone and have 0 peopel to talk to

tryign ot make aedamamama

it is tasty

not wasy to eat tho. have to like pick out the things and only eat the others

i jus saw a fommercial it says iams makes yru dog love you more

then three commerfials about drew brees and cough medicine oh and a diaper commercial

now catfish

totally fuckd that edadadadadamamamame

I love drunk Ava...She's silly and very awesome.

Wow.... holy stream of consciousness. Looks like you had fun Ava.

Off just a sippy cup, lol

I feel for you today, Ava. Hopefully you drank plenty of water last night.

Also, I'd really like to know what you were making last night.

this thread..... fkn lol

Now i dont feel so bad when i tie one on once a year...lol....party on garth

Gotta cut loose every once in a while. Was out drinking last night or I'd have been in to say hi.

I had a daquiri. Like not even 8oz.

I feel like shit today haha and I have to go to work

This is the best thread I've read so far. I vote this become a weekly occurrence!

lol that'd be an awful expensive hobby

Clearly this needs to be funded by Kickstarter.

"Destroy Ava's Liver!"

lol I don't think Ave just took only a sip xD

Yes Ava, alcoholism is a very expensive hobby. Here lately, I am the voice if experience...