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http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/22/futurama-not-renewed-comedy-central/ In my opinion the original 5 seasons are just as good than the best Simpsons seasons, but the movies were just merely okay, and the new episodes have also just been not bad. As much as I love the show, can't say I'm disappointed, better to end on a good run rather than going on forever and just being generally pretty bad like how the Simpsons have been for a long time now.

4.0 out of 5 stars Slide Back Into the Game! October 12, 2011 By Jerome Albertson I knew getting back in the "dating game" would be a challenge after being out of it for over 5 years. When I was released from Joliet, I had to learn all the new things "the dating crowd" was trying. I knew about scented candles and Luther Vandross CDs, and sure was glad to hear people still use them. But I had no idea that "lube" was so popular with the "romantics" out there. All it took was one stroll through the Walgreens personal hygiene aisle to prove I had to learn a new thing. "Where to start?", I wondered. I wanted something simple. However, all I saw in the stores were lubricants t…

So, I'm at Keeneland and I finally get to see the bottom filled beer cups in action. Awesome!

It's Friday and I'm glad for the weekend to be here. Unfortunately it's going to be rainy and cold this weekend (compared to sunny and almost 70 earlier this week) and they're forecasting maybe some snow on Sunday! Yuck! There goes my golf plans! Anyways, just making a thread to ask how YOU are doing today?

Porkletons we can sip our brandy real classy like now! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00A0N48VY/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00A0N48VY&linkCode=as2&tag=drinkicom-20 Or blow bubbles in it like little kids with chocolate milk. Either one works for me!

http://techspot.us1.list-manage.com/track/click?u=e4cfda23de0688b6339e986ae&id=7c47769743&e=1628bb5224 Move to Tokyo and you can have it for $50 a month. Lucky ducks.

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Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to introduce Ramona. She's only 9 weeks old, only weighs a couple pounds if that, is what they apparently call a "Silkchon" (Silky Terrier and Bichon mix), and she is already a complete terror (in a good way of course haha). Its so weird how she has like brown highlights in her hair (I enhanced it a little with Instagram for affect), but it's completely noticeable in the sunlight.

Ok as recently put out i have gotten back into collecting comics. One of my good friends has also started collecting. I mostly go for the new 52 from dc and he for the old amaz spiderman, chew, saga & the new star wars series. Now a few weeks ago we went to a show and while going through i found a few in the $1 box he would like, so i got em...he was stoked. A few weeks later while at my LCS i found a few more $1 ones he could add to his collection. The thing is he finds it odd i do this and says nobodys ever done this for him before. I try to tell him where im from and in my family this is common prac. You know you see something a buddy would love its a buck o…

Yet no new threads or even reply posts over the weekend. I'm going to lay out how I perceive things. Reddit will be the undoing of many community forums. Scoff if you will, but hear me out. Reddit is a dreamscape for all types of people. It has it all. Whatever your heart could desire you can find on Reddit in small, bite size pieces. Are you a Burt Reynolds fan? Reddit probably has a sub forum for you. It's your one stop place to go to fill all your online needs. All within a few clicks for you to quickly absorb, so you can move onto the next bit of content you're after. Still with me so far? I hope so, because I have an important question to ask of you, and I hope …

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! Let's get on our idea quickly. The alcohol + dairy train is on a roll already!!! http://designtaxi.com/news/356982/World-s-First-Vodka-Made-From-Cow-Milk/

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So, I still have games for a bunch of you from the giveaway that never contacted me. Last chance to claim them. Natural Selection 2 (Steam) – Stealthy Batman Arkham City GOTY (Steam) – Nick The Binding of Isaac (Steam) – Nick Alice Madness Returns (Steam) – DatZombieBear Gatling Gears (Steam) – Eminutia Castle Crashers (Steam) – briza If you want to claim your prize, PM me with your Steam name or an email I can send these games to. Thanks! If I haven't heard from you by next weekend I will assume you don't want them and they will go back into the pile for stream giveaways.

This sounds like incredible fun,especially if alcohol is involved. The long version: (worth the read) The short version: Werewolf“Werewolf is a simple game for a large group of people (seven or more.) It requires no equipment besides some bits of paper; you can play it just sitting in a circle. I’d call it a party game, except that it’s a game of accusations, lying, bluffing, second-guessing, assassination, and mob hysteria.” – Andrew Plotkin

Once upon a time between now and then People milled about the city Among fetid trash and rats and piss Cement and steel, dull and gritty They ministered to their tight schedules Occasionally pausing just to stare So long as they weren’t involved, Why should they spend precious time to care? It was a typical gloomy urban day When the grey clouds parted in the skies And an enormous penis descended down While the people watched with awestruck eyes It throbbed as it hovered over them A humongous blood-engorged phallic god, And it drooled a golden seltzer juice From the crimson tip of its erect rod As the people looked on horrified While the shaft continued to leak The…

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So, last night after playing Bioshock for a while I checked my emails. I received a UPS shipping notification from Microsoft. I have not ordered anything from them to be expecting a package from them. I immediately thought it was spam (Although not in my spam folder) and/or a trojan/virus link. I dared not click it on my wife's laptop, so I jumped on the iPad to check out the email header and what not. Everything seems legit in the header. IPs belong to Microsoft, as do all the domains, etc. Copied and pasted the tracking number from the link and went to the UPS site directly...Sure enough, it's a real package. Weighs in at 0.10 lbs. and is expected to be here 4/9. I wen…

She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across.

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It's been a while since I posted a WTF link, but this one is just toooooo strange and cringe-worthy. Yes, I'm going to mask the link with tinyurl because the link title would give it away and I want you to cringe yourself. (Not sure if safe for work considering the content, but it's not super graphic or pictures or contain any boobage). http://tinyurl.com/cwe9w7d YIKES!!!!!!

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No one had any interesting pranks pulled on them today, or notice any particularly entertaining ones online? My whole crew at work today had me convinced there was a manager conspiracy to get me fired. Really had me going for a bit, forgot what day it was. Plus a lot of our managers are jerks anyway so it wouldn't have surprised me.

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