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OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN

http://www.adultswim.com/etcetera/very-man/ Go forth and make a new man friend like I did

A poster with thousands of stars as seen from a place or your choice, at a time of your choice

THIS IS NOW THE OFFICIAL PK AND AVAHRA LURK FORUM

http://imgur.com/a/VP2Nc

Muff is a really funny word hahahahahahaha

Set her up with a nice bubble bath. Played some lovely music for her, lit some candles and turned the lights down low. She deserves all of it for putting up with me! Happy Valentines! Straight up stolen from Reddit, naturally.

I tried to come onhere earlier and got a MAINTENCE NOTICE. WHAT THE HECK IS THIS

A $12000 watch with a catch

And I have 0 fucking regrets. I am going to wear the shit out of this thing

Went to brunch with my pops and step mother. Step mom and I decide to drink mimosa's, I have three and instantly I get the worst headache ever. lol Rawr. I give up trying to embed this stupid image. lol http://imgur.com/gallery/bPTSU7H

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/freddy-got-fingered/man-busted-for-vhs-tape-243510 James Myers from North Carolina, 37 years old, was pulled over while driving his daughter to school for having a broken tail light. Upon checking the man's license and registration, the office returned results with a warrant that had been issued for Mr. Myers' arrest dating back to 2002. The crime? Myers had rented a VHS copy of the movie Freddy Got Fingered, a terrible comedy movie starring Tom Green, and had failed to return it to J&J Video store which has since been closed for years. No joke, dude got arrested for misdemeanor Failure to Return Hired Property…

And honestly I just wanted to share it because it made my day. It even has my dog Ralph in it!

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.... go fuck yourself guy. http://io9.gizmodo.com/texting-may-soon-be-allowed-inside-americas-biggest-mov-1770857630 Apparently the new CEO of the AMC Theatre group, Adam Aron, feels that all those little ads at the beginning of the movie to TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE and be RESPECTFUL of those around you pretty much are stupid and kids should be allowed to do what they want. Yeah no. Absolutely drives me nuts when I go to the theatre and someone is like sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME on their phone the whole time. Same deal if they're in front of me. Cell phone screens are bright and super distracting in a dark theatre. …

Orders sausage by Avahra Ago when they hired this ass goblin Numbers from calling me forever. Just muffins and jigglin Only if you're a non believer You know, I live on the wild side Super short while I"m still cute I almost puked walking inside Can't get curls to stay a minute You a big giant sad shark stamp. Did I work in medicine for so long Starfall to capture a merc camp. Building just asked why I was here Holy shit this storm is intense Headaches even when I'm not there

It's been so quiet around here lately. What do we do to pump some life back into the place?

So I download TS even though I hate it with a fucking passion and it hsa put malware on my previous laptop and none of you fuckers are online. what the fuck gamercide

Here we are. having a three some

http://kotaku.com/the-fallout-4-survival-permadeath-run-that-turned-prest-1776289180 I generally don't link to a lot of Kotaku articles, but this one was just too amazing. So the new Survival mode is out, complete with permadeath if you so choose. This guy actually completed the game on this difficulty, but ran into a glitch that basically turned Preston Garvey into a never-ending stalking nightmare, constantly out for his blood. It's worth the read if you like Fallout 4 stuff!

I actually got the "Keep Google Fiber Out" free upgrade. So, cool of them but obviously selfish. I love competition. Was 30/3

I don't know if any of you follow stock news or anything, but holy crap what a WILD freaking ride I've been on over the past week. So there's this no name company, MGT Global, that apparently appointed John McAfee as their CEO. Yeah, that McAfee. The batshit crazy one. Who's also supposedly running for president. hahahahaha ANYWAYS. So the stock was sitting around $0.70 when they appointed him. And boy oh boy did that start to blow the heck up. I got in around $1.30 for a thousand shares. It's been growing non-stop every day. Today it hit OVER FIVE DOLLARS A SHARE!!!! I sold that so freaking fast because I knew it would bomb. I kept like 100 sha…