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So as some of you may or may not have read in some other thread, I purchased FL Studio 9 the other day, which is an audio engineering program. So here's my first beat that was inspired by another song just so I could learn the tools and such of the program before I made anything too fancy. The beat is only 1:30 and then loops after that so I only went to the part before it loops. Any feedback would be appreciated. It's an MP3 file just as an FYI. http://www.mediafire.com/?dmkoduxtuwz Edit: And if anyone wants the .flp, just ask.

This thread was pointed out to some of us on the Xbox forums. It's about The Pro, who is part of Xbox LIVE's policy enforcement team (the folks who ban you from LIVE for being naughty). Click Some of my faves: The Pro can eat a hard shell taco without cracking the shell. He once taught a German Shepard to bark…..in Spanish.

I went to friendlys tonight and looked at the menu and stared at it for a good minute in disgust. The meal that stood out to me was referred to as "The Ultimate". The mere description of this burger gave me a heart attack, "A Big Beef burger between two hot grilled cheese sandwiches, with lettuce, tomato and mayo. Tasting is believing." The first thing that came to my mind was KFC's double down. The difference between these two meals is that the double down only has about 500 calories while the ultimate has 1,160... My friend ordered it, I told him not to. He said it couldn't be that unhealthy then I showed him this article when i got home: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/…

"In honor of Billy Mays, we should all take the time to memorialize his death, and to remember him. We should all take the anniversary of his birth and take on his task of communicating, or "projecting" in the manner that he did. So, in honor of Billy Mays, please remember to communicate in all caps on every July 20th from now on." http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1276128124#!/event.php?eid=100566352073 BILLY MAYS WAS BORN ON THIS DAY IN 1958

We took our first scenenic drive last Sunday. We drove out the Oregon Scenenic Byway. There are several waterfalls, and it runs along the columbia river some of the way. I loaded them to my facebook, so I'm gonna just post a link to that and hope it works... Link. We are still loving Oregon. Shane really likes his new job too. We are pretty sure he will make more money here than his last. Right now he's still on training pay. But by the looks of the loads he's doing now, he should be able to pull in 5-6 a day, at $50 a load. Right now they are pulling in 3-6, but the thing is they are pulling illegal right now (meaning they are loading more fuel than legal.). When he star…

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One of my warcraft friends is ordering me a pizza. Thank you internet

Mine is to... - finish my final semester with straight A's - blog more - game more on my DS and PSP - tweet more - buy a PS3! - go to E3 and Comic-Con - stuff my face with cookies (snickerdoodles are my fav) and see how much weight I can lose at the same time. Your turn. P.S. I'll be online gaming (unless I pass out) after the New Year festivities if anyone would like to join me. I don't drink generally (I think I have only gotten drunk twice from this past year) and I don't talk online, but alcohol magically changes that and since it is an occasion, why not celebrate!

Just thought I would share with you all that Logan ate a stink bug before we could get it out of his mouth and now his breath stinks really bad. That is all.

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Wife bought me an electric smoker for Fathers Day (2 cats = Daddy. lol) It's a cabinet style and all stainless steel with casters for easy location/relocation. Any hints/recipes you can slide my way would be appreciated as I am a complete novice and don't want to waste too many cuts. I have bought the Jack Daniels wood chips and apple wood chunks to start off with. It comes with Hickory but I have read that Hickory can be overpowering. Anybody have any fave woods or cuts of meat to share?

So I am going to buy a new hymen For 25$

BAH! So there was Comcast outage yesterday in my area. All flipping day. Well anyway, they finally get it runnning again and guess what? Only the internet works...no cable or phone. So we go to Jason's parents house to call them and I ended up talking to two different people who clearly were not on the same page. Female: I'll resend the signals to your cable. It looks like your cable boxes are not receiving the signals. It's probably due to the outage. Let me put through to somebody else. (Next person) Male: Let me check it out. Hmm....it appears that everything is working at your house. We are receiving signals from your cable boxes, telephone, and internet. …

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Many women swear they have one, but a new review of 60 years of sex research shows science still can't definitively find the G-spot. Researchers have used surveys, imaging scans and biopsies of women, all trying to locate and define the presumably orgasmic area on the vaginal wall known as the G-spot. Based on a review of 96 published studies, an Israeli and American research team came to one conclusion. "Without a doubt, a discreet anatomic entity called the G-spot does not exist," said Dr. Amichai Kilchevsky, a urology resident at Yale-New Haven Hospital in Connecticut, and lead author of the review, published Jan. 12 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. Read the full art…

Observe. It's a gentleman bulbasaur. It was a tough choice between him or Squirtle. Edit: Also, I am posting htis because my *** doesn't itch. SO i had to find something

I promised my sister I'd do my best at shooting some traffic to her new website and Twitter. So, if you're into wild 8 day vacations that involve wine, Segways, boats, Napa, Sonoma and Heraldsburg... check her out. http://www.vineyard-vacations.com/index.php/itinerary Follow her on Twitter, too! https://twitter.com/#!/VineyardVac Thanks, guys. xoxo

When I have a house of my own again. (lol woops) I fully intend to have a gaming room full of game nerdiness. I've seen the incredible Mario bathroom and was quite jealous. One day I'll have my own game haven. I'll have this lamp. You basically punch it (gently) to make ti turn on and off. To turn the lamp on and off, merely punch, ahem, I mean touch, the bottom of the cube and you'll be rewarded with both light and the classic coin noise. Every eight times you toggle the light, you'll get a 1-UP! It's very bright in a dark room and still visible in daylight. Woo! Mario lamps! This one is WAY Cheaper than the Zelda lamp I just blew 100$ on. Itsa me, Mario!

Happy 4th of July. A little barbecuing and family gathering for the day.

laptop dead. kindle has a retarded time staying logged on here and gmail says this browser is no longer supported. try chome it says. this is a kindle i say. let me see if the dumbfucks at dell have even assembled my gd pc yet. so pissed off right now. anyways see you when i see you. its too frustrating logging on w/ kindle.

Well, I must have something wrong with me. Heading out now, at 6:30am on my day off, to drop my wife off at a football game 3 hours away, and go pick up this. i7 970 Hexacore (6-core / 12-core with Hyper-Threading turned on) 12 GB OCZ DDR3 1280 Ram (3 2GB sticks of 1280, 3 2GB sticks of 1600) 2 x Nvidia GTX 470 Video cards in SLi Creative X-Fi Titanium PCiE Sound Card Gigabyte x58a-UD3R motherboard; can support Tri-Sli (full-sized cards), USB 3.0, etc OCZ Vertex 3 60GB SSD Samsung 750GB Hard Drive Customized Antec Nine-Hundred Case (wheels added, extra hole for powersupply to breath, modded to add holes for cables) Coolmax 1000W Powersupply Lots of Case fans inside, all a…

Seriously, I would pay you to make these for me! I want them!!! I'd buy them from Etsy, but apparently the woman is only selling the blueprints and directions for these.

Great hard fought and well deserved victory for the Raiders today.