This thread was pointed out to some of us on the Xbox forums. It's about The Pro, who is part of Xbox LIVE's policy enforcement team (the folks who ban you from LIVE for being naughty).

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Some of my faves:

The Pro can eat a hard shell taco without cracking the shell.

He once taught a German Shepard to bark…..in Spanish.

I like the Baby Got Back parody rap in there on page 2. I LoL'd.... a lot!

Probably was not a good idea, but I posted there. <.< >.>

I like The Pro and I can not lie.

You hackin' brothers can't deny.

That when the the pro takes a chase,

and puts the hammer to your face,

You get banned,

You pull out of live,

so much you wait until your grandson's five.

With the hammer he's swinging,

it makes those kids feel some stinging,

Oh Pro, I wanna get wit cha, and take your picture.

I tried to get stop the hacks,

and warn them that they'll never come back.

Ooh, you gettin all them kids,

You gonna give their mouths some lids,

Well help me, help me, cuz you ain't some mod wannabe.

I heard profanity,

Oh inhumanity,

He's banning, manning, stoppin' them like it's his daily planning.

I'm tired of little jtaggers,

saying it's only for the swaggers,

Take an average guy and ask them, ace,

they gotta be put in their place, so...

Fellas (Yeah), Fellas (Yeah),

Is he suspending them (Hell yeah),

Well swing it, swing it, swing it, swing it, swing that damn hammer.

He's bringing us back.

You're late again Pogre. LoL

full of win.

You're late again Pogre. LoL

Not! You posted that you thought it was funny, so I pasted it in here.

I have to admit though, it IS hilarious. I almost spit out my coffee when I read it. Reminds me of the old parody songs I used to make about Gears of War.

You've come up with some hilarious stuff. I cracked up a few times over your posts there.

I like the Baby Got Back parody rap in there on page 2. I LoL'd.... a lot!

I'll admit... that is just awesome.

I'm surprised an awesome thread actually came out of the MW2 forum

The Pro made Chuck Norris cry, in which cured the world of cancer and disease.

Rofl

Hey I remember that iTzLuPo guy!!