Posts that don't belong anywhere else

Even though none of you knw here I just have to share. my sister got her acceptance letter today for veterinarian school.

So I'm surfing around a bit on the interwebs like I usually do, checking out my usual sites and whatnot, and I came across something so horrifying, so terrifying, that I believe I'm scarred for life. This is scarred for life like situation akin to the first time a friend tricked you into clicking a fake link that took you to tubgirl or meatspin or something like that. Yeah. That bad. Apparently some 33 year old guy in Germany was involved in a motorcycle crash and was rushed to the emergency room. He was admitted and the doctors were examing him and whatnot and they noticed a couple things. Things like, hey, this dude's dangly bits are pretty swollen and blue and…

I'm really curious to check this out since I just got an Android phone. There is an app for Voice on Android and being the Google fanboy that I am I'd love to give it a try. It's hard to find invites though. Thanks. And even if you don't have an invite, and you use it, feel free to tell me your thoughts on it.

Let me know what you think.

http://www.larrycarlson.com/supreme_om/

I grew up in Pa, and have seen Praying Mantises, but never a white one, let alone in the desert. This critter was crawling up my screen door today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw72zFX2rsk#t=17

Get your head out of the gutter. LoL Knokkers is the amazing idea of some dude named Steve Wienecke. It basically takes a game of pool, except makes it gigantic sized and replaces all the pool balls with BOWLING BALLS! It has to be seen to be believed. Observe. "Think a pool table that got mega-rayed with bowling ball-sized balls on a table that is 15 X 30 feet. Players stand and walk on the felt to make otherwise billiards-type shots by bowling the cue ball. The table is about a foot and a half off the ground. It's safe, fast-paced, and entertaining for others to watch. Let's just say — it's very different, but in a good way." Anyways, I would TOTALLY play this.…

Those of you that know me, know exactly why I'm asking this. Anyways I've had the same GT since I got my XBox. It's times for a change for various reasons. Give me some ideas people! I'm still everybody's favorite nuclear panda, so I'm going to try to find some variation on that that ISN'T already taken. Plus I don't know how long gamertags can be. Thanks!

Mandy and I somehow ended up making horrible Mario sketchings in IM, so of course I had to photoshop them into something. And here is the (horrifying) result XD: We pretty much each made about half of the objects, but I made the crack addict Mario and Mandy made the fat Luigi.

Soooo, I was reading Geekologie today at work (that site makes me laugh frequently) and of course the following information gem was brought to my attention. Apparently on Amazon there is a Miley Cyrus "Love Doll". *shudders* I did not know they made such a thing, but I guess they make EVERYTHING now a days don't they? Anyways, it's extremely amusing to me to see what was listed in the "Customers Also Bought" section on the webpage. Who knew that Dragon Age 2, its respective strategy guide and seasons of Dragonball: GT went well with blow up dolls? ROFL! Here is a screengrab from Geekologie: Aaaaaand, just for the record here's the link directly to Amazon also from G…

Someone take the trip to Cannan NY and shoot me. My house closing got put off again and the last date was the absolute last time ir was gona be put off...lmao fuk me in the goat ass. So now my sorry ass has to live with my mother in law. 5 people 4 dogs 4 cats and a bird.....i may just go helter skelter. Oh did i mention its a two bedroom house and the womans a friggin hoarder.

Can't decide yet.

Yup, you clicked here for something completely different. Weirdos....Let's get one for our favorite Gamercide ladies that want one, because they need one. Dudes too. http://hellogiggles.com/can-now-buy-strap-dinosaur-tail-reasons/

Does anyone ever randomly add you on facebook? Usually it's someone I know somehow, or they know someone I know. Some dude I have never met or heard of tried to add me..so I said "Do I know you?" ANd he replied "just trying to be nice and saying hi. wow sorry" WOW. YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW ME. YOU didn't say "HI! My name is GIANT DICKASOUROUS REX AND I THINK UR MIGHTY FINE CAN WE BE FRIENDS?" no!!! you just fucking tried to add me. So don't get attitude with me when I ask you who the fuck you are!

Pastor Jeremiah Steepek transformed himself into a homeless person and went to the 10,000 member church that he was to be introduced as the head pastor at that morning. He walked around his soon to be church for 30 minutes while it was filling with people for service, only 3 people out of the 7-10,000 people said hello to him. He asked people for change to buy food – no one in the church gave him change. He went into the sanctuary to sit down in the front of the church and was asked by the ushers if he would please sit in the back. He greeted people to be greeted back with stares and dirty looks, with people looking down on him and judging him. As he sat in the …

Awesome. Would have been cool as a kid to play in one of these, although the likelihood of you busting your head open or toppling the whole thing over while swinging on that gnarly speeder bike are probably exponential. LOL

at a dildo factory, every imperfect model gets tossed into the sea it eventually builds up and creates an island a sailor is stranded on this island now he has to spell help with dildos

The next few days are going to be frenzy-fied for me with travelling and what not, so I wanted to wish you all a very Merry Christmas because after today I'll be a bit absent until after Christmas. Just a reminder....Santa's Leftovers will be happening on December 26th for those of you that were on that list so make sure to stop in that day off and on. I'll be posting a video with the drawing sometime during the day Wubs and tons of xoxoxoxoxoxo's!

2 months old. Has a huge tank of energy that lasts for hours and barely keeps in place. This is him finally taking a small nap on my keyboard.

Well got a new tattoo today that I wanted to share. Been wanting it for a really long time. Last month, the son I lost when I was 16, would have been 20 years old. I finally put his footprints into a tattoo.

http://www.facebook.com/deadspace?v=app_107611949261673 I don't use Facebook, so I don't know what happens after you "like" it. If you do it, please reply back in here what happens. lol

...... when this badboy showed it's face. Slightly disappointing that the game save got corrupted but it's to be expected from things this old.

So I am going to buy a new hymen For 25$

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