So I'm surfing around a bit on the interwebs like I usually do, checking out my usual sites and whatnot, and I came across something so horrifying, so terrifying, that I believe I'm scarred for life.  This is scarred for life like situation akin to the first time a friend tricked you into clicking a fake link that took you to tubgirl or meatspin or something like that.

 

Yeah.  That bad.

 

Apparently some 33 year old guy in Germany was involved in a motorcycle crash and was rushed to the emergency room.  He was admitted and the doctors were examing him and whatnot and they noticed a couple things.

 

Things like, hey, this dude's dangly bits are pretty swollen and blue and stuff.

 

And oh yeah, why is one of his legs shorter than the other?  That's strange....

 

And..... OH MY GOD.

 

His top part of his femur shattered in his body and was rammed down into his man parts. 

 

Wanna see the x-rays over at Jalopnik?  I know you don't, but I'm sure you're still curious.  It's not run-away-from-your-monitor-screaming level of terrifying, but I think I'mma have nightmares for awhile. 

 

You sure you want to see?  Click here.  I'm not posting direct pictures onto Gamercide hahaha.

jesus.......

Holy crap

Brings a new meaning to boning. 

Ouuuch.

Can't say I've ever seen this but nothing will beat the motorcyclist I ran a call on that scalped himself

I didn't make it past the X-Rays. Ouch.