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the bartender asks the guy, "What's up bud? You look rough." "Well," says the man, "I just found out my dad is gay and he's left my mom for some pool boy." "Ouch," says the bartender, "here, these are on the house today." A few days later the same guy comes in and orders another five shots. "Oh no man, what happened this time?" The bartender asks. "Just found out my brother is gay, he's left his wife for a man he met at a gay bar last week." "I'm sorry man," the bartender says, "these are on the house." Just one week later the guy comes in again and orders ten shots. The bartender asks, "Man! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The guy responds, "Ye…

It's ever a sad thing when someone loses their life in a senseless event that didn't need to happen. The teen under the influence also killed two of her passengers. At least his wife and child look like they'll survive.

Once upon a time between now and then People milled about the city Among fetid trash and rats and piss Cement and steel, dull and gritty They ministered to their tight schedules Occasionally pausing just to stare So long as they weren’t involved, Why should they spend precious time to care? It was a typical gloomy urban day When the grey clouds parted in the skies And an enormous penis descended down While the people watched with awestruck eyes It throbbed as it hovered over them A humongous blood-engorged phallic god, And it drooled a golden seltzer juice From the crimson tip of its erect rod As the people looked on horrified While the shaft continued to leak The…

I found this series of videos absolutely fascinating. It's about Haitian Nzambis. http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/72296 I can't wait to see the rest of it!

I found this on reddit a while back. Here are your choices. _____ Assume that you found a lamp, rubbed it, and out popped a genie. The genie says to you "I am a genie with the power to grant you wishes. However, I didn't finish genie school, so I only know how to grant a short list of possible wishes. Also, I am not so strong, so you only get two, not three." The genie then hands you the list of possible wishes, listed below. The genie is not malevolent and there are no "tricks" in wording or the like: you will get the obvious, standard interpretation of the wishes in plain language. Which two do you choose and why? A. You lose the physical requirement to eat, drink, and …

Game over folks. Time to find a new planet to live on. We had a good run while it lasted. http://www.abc.net.au/local/photos/2014/03/03/3955563.htm

http://asoftmurmur.com/ If you like white noise this is the shit

https://www.commondreams.org/view/2012/03/23-8 Excellent read.

http://www.mediadump.com/hosted-id176-actors-in-character-now-that-is-acting.html I really enjoyed this article. Lots of recognizable actors/actresses making faces based off a description of a scene they're presented with. Lawrence Fishburne FTW. LoL

Adobe has finally released an update to Flash player, and anyone that frequents youtube, jtv, or pretty much any other online video service would do well to upgrade now. It has a host of improvements and I can tell a difference in performance right away. Improvements, Changelog Get Flash 10.1

This is a link to reddit. Shut up, read it. Upvote it if you're on reddit. This is important to me as this person is my brother and could use all the supports and karmas http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/15q252/learn_from_me_be_safe_tonight_see_my_comment_for/

This is pretty sad news for me really. The A-10 has long been one of the absolute coolest assault planes I've ever laid my eyes on. I have fond memories of playing the old A-10 Warthog PC games and I liked flying them in flight sims and arcade games (like Ace Combat). What always blew my mind was the idea that this plane pretty much was just a ridiculously massive gun that someone decided to build a plane around. I present the GAU-8 for your consideration. Capable of absolutely obliterating any damn ground target, rattling out 30mm depleted uranium shells at a rate of 4200/min that seriously hit the ground before you even heard them fired from the plane itself, t…

I grew up in Pa, and have seen Praying Mantises, but never a white one, let alone in the desert. This critter was crawling up my screen door today.

Looks like all is quiet on the home front. Been busy with work and visitors, oh, and finishing projects around the house. Started on rebuilding a bridge on my property today, put the first of several cameras up earlier this month, and had several visitors come and go the past couple of weeks. Not to mention work as usual. Hope everyone is doing well. Also, been trying to make time to play some games unsuccessfully, and we're about to hit another heavy season of games. I do have GoW 4 that came with my GPU. Want to put some time into it after Deus Ex.

Been sick the past couple of weeks, and now is the season where we all get runny noses, watery eyes, and feel terrible. Anyways go with Zyrtec, I took Allegra about 4 times and it did nothing for me at all. Took one Zyrtec this morning and it worked after an hour and is still working. Just giving a heads up in case anyone is feeling under the weather and needs to know what to choose.

This Friday, September 30th, Fryaga is hosting a giveaway at 9 AM PST. He is giving away FOUR copies of Alpha Protocol for PC (Steam). If any of you on the crew could start promoting this all over, it'd be massively appreciated! Thank you. Links to the event will be or Both links go to the same place.

Ok as recently put out i have gotten back into collecting comics. One of my good friends has also started collecting. I mostly go for the new 52 from dc and he for the old amaz spiderman, chew, saga & the new star wars series. Now a few weeks ago we went to a show and while going through i found a few in the $1 box he would like, so i got em...he was stoked. A few weeks later while at my LCS i found a few more $1 ones he could add to his collection. The thing is he finds it odd i do this and says nobodys ever done this for him before. I try to tell him where im from and in my family this is common prac. You know you see something a buddy would love its a buck o…

Can't decide yet.

Saw this and wanted to share it, pretty amazing story. http://www.militarytimes.com/multimedia/video/?bctid=51745112001#/Live%20RPG%20removed%20from%20soldier/51745112001 Edit: there is some Operating room scenes so if you are squeamish might want to skip this one.

This is definitely one of the best rants I've ever seen. Pretty much sums up my views on the issue of cyberbullying too Strong language incoming! (If this'd be better off in the videos sections, do move it)

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh.... go fuck yourself guy. http://io9.gizmodo.com/texting-may-soon-be-allowed-inside-americas-biggest-mov-1770857630 Apparently the new CEO of the AMC Theatre group, Adam Aron, feels that all those little ads at the beginning of the movie to TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE and be RESPECTFUL of those around you pretty much are stupid and kids should be allowed to do what they want. Yeah no. Absolutely drives me nuts when I go to the theatre and someone is like sitting RIGHT NEXT TO ME on their phone the whole time. Same deal if they're in front of me. Cell phone screens are bright and super distracting in a dark theatre. …

American Biblical scholar Joseph Atwill will be appearing before the British public for the first time in London on the 19th of October to present a controversial new discovery: ancient confessions recently uncovered now prove, according to Atwill, that the New Testament was written by first-century Roman aristocrats and that they fabricated the entire story of Jesus Christ. Read on http://uk.prweb.com/releases/2013/10/prweb11201273.htm

Yeah I'm being nosy I pumped out 7 narratives since Monday that are 47-81 pages each for work and I'm feeling pretty darn good right about now, lol. What about yourselves? Anything exciting???

http://gizmodo.com/5655478/send-this-to-every-person-who-writes-you-an-annoying-email I'm too lazy to re-host all the images, so I'll just throw up the link to the article. I love the annoying signature one. The "disclosure" is hilarious!