April 10, 201313 yr comment_74228 Once upon a time between now and thenPeople milled about the cityAmong fetid trash and rats and pissCement and steel, dull and gritty They ministered to their tight schedulesOccasionally pausing just to stareSo long as they weren’t involved,Why should they spend precious time to care? It was a typical gloomy urban dayWhen the grey clouds parted in the skiesAnd an enormous penis descended downWhile the people watched with awestruck eyes It throbbed as it hovered over themA humongous blood-engorged phallic god,And it drooled a golden seltzer juiceFrom the crimson tip of its erect rod As the people looked on horrifiedWhile the shaft continued to leakThey were even more shocked to discoverThat it was even able to speak It talked in a deep, omnipotent voiceFrom the orifice at the end of the cockAnd people listened intently to hearIf it visited to praise them, or to mock And the Penis said: “I have thus appeared in an imageThat you are most able to comprehendYet I announce that I must hurryFor I have other affairs to attend “Let me tell you not to give up on each otherIn each heart, there is something of worthIt is the one with the capacity to loveWho is the richest man on this Earth “So do not neglect those who love youFor they don’t mean any malice nor painThey’re the ones who will be there for youTo shelter you from the cold raging rain” With those simple words, the ground quakedAnd a great crevice split in the roadThen the Penis entered this chasmWhere it violently unleashed its load The crevice next began to fuseThe Penis disappearing within itAnd the people watched with eyes aghastWondering how the huge organ could fit From dark jagged cracks in the concreteFlowers of all shapes and colors bloomed,People, though, soon grew disinterestedAnd alas the entire world was doomed They started to trudge their separate waysOnly concerned with their business, whenThe celestial sun had begun to setBut it would never rise up again Report
April 10, 201313 yr comment_74230 Thats Deep LMAO I'm sorry Irish, you made me spit out my coffee! Report
April 10, 201313 yr comment_74231 Seems to me the author of this poem was the internet if it could communicate. I have all sorts of wonderful and beautiful things for you to see. But you only look at dicks. Doomed. Liked. Report
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