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So I am going to buy a new hymen For 25$

http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/06/29/funniest-last-words-deathbed-witticisms/

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Congratulations to Armi, AudaciousKev and Skylark. All of you were today's top posters (in that order).

http://dreydbones.com/?p=436 In this game, you listen for someone to say 2 one-syllable words together in the same sentence. You then combine those 2 words and ask this person what it means, and they have to create an imaginative definition on the spot, and explain it as intellectually as they can, starting with “Historically speaking…” For example, when Mat explained this game to me, I told him I would steal it. He promptly asked me, “What’s a stealit, Drey?” To which I answered, “Well, historically speaking, Steal-Its were manufactured by Tiger Electronics as a follow-up to the popular Skip-It toys. Rather than a counter at the end, it contained a large plunger, intende…

HAPPY CANADA DAY EVERYONE!! I hope everyone has a safe and fun day! go out and enjoy some Molson and Poutine today!

http://www.hipsterorhomeless.com/

There are way too many amazing pictures to post, but suffice to say these guys are both insane and amazing at the same time. Check out the link and see what their work: http://www.mocpages.com/moc.php/276793 They have recreated these places all in Lego form: • Hobbiton • The town of Bree and the Inn of the Prancing Pony • Rivendell • The mines of Moria • Isengard and the tower of Orthanc • The Golden Hall of Edoras • The beacon towers • Helm's Deep • The Pellinor Fields and Sauron's armies • Osgiliath • Minas Morghul • The Black Gate of Mordor • Mount Doom • And the tower of Barad-Dur

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I think this may have been thrown around before. More and more lately I have been thinking about wanting to open up an "arcade." But not your typical arcade. I'm talking a place to go play Xbox 360 console games (maybe PSN too idk), in little setup living areas. I don't even know how this idea would work. I just think it would be so cool, and a totally kick a$$ job!! What do ya'll think? Would it even work?? Ideas or knocks back into reality? lol

http://dearphotograph.com/ Figured our resident photogs might get motivated by this. I think it's pretty cool.

Hola Family I missed you guys and I hope that all is well, and life is not being a B*** to all of you lol. As most of you guys know my son Tony was in a bad car crash and lost the use of both his legs and also lost his girlfriend in that crash. And at one point things didn't look good for Tony as I was told by his mother and we flew back to Italy to be with Tony. Doctors tell me that Tony will be able to get the use of his legs back, but it will take some time for this to happen. Tony is now out of the hospital and back home with his mother. He really wants to go back to his apartment but doctors tell him that he will be better off if he's is with someone that can be…

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This lady was checking out at Wal-Mart and saw kids walk in and then walk out with 3 cases of beer without paying. She chased them down and jumped on top of the car trying to stop them. She didn't, but the cops caught them later. Watch the video if you have some time. She told police that she was tired of the lawlessness. Fox News

AOL 'Jackass' star Ryan Dunn died early Monday in a Pennsylvania car crash, it's been confirmed. April Margera, the mother of a fellow 'Jackass' dare devil, Bam Margera, told a local radio station and later TMZ that Dunn was killed in the car wreck that also left one other, who has yet to be identified, dead. The 34-year-old was a part of the 'Jackass' film franchise -- often pulling off eyebrow raising stunts to the delight of his fellow thrill-seeking buddies. Click the link for the full story and pic of car. It looks horrible.

Wife bought me an electric smoker for Fathers Day (2 cats = Daddy. lol) It's a cabinet style and all stainless steel with casters for easy location/relocation. Any hints/recipes you can slide my way would be appreciated as I am a complete novice and don't want to waste too many cuts. I have bought the Jack Daniels wood chips and apple wood chunks to start off with. It comes with Hickory but I have read that Hickory can be overpowering. Anybody have any fave woods or cuts of meat to share?

because.... I BOOKED MY FIRST PHOTOGRAPHY PHOTO SHOOT! YAY! It became official today It's 35 adults and children and is for a family reunion. Super excited!

We just had a storm pass through that had rotation in the clouds which put out tornado warnings. Here are two photos that we took. Hail Tree limb down in front of our house that stopped local traffic.

This might have been posted before but its fun.. Video Game Name Gen Cant Wait to play Undead Donkey Project.

Fox News You might expect a cement-shoed mobster in the waters off New York -- but a sea monster? Local newspapers and blogs have been consumed with the news that a "sea monster" has washed up at the foot of the famed Brooklyn Bridge in New York City. The seven-foot long beast, dubbed the East River Monster, was found on the Manhattan side of the bridge on May 21. And was it ever ugly. "It had the scales of a fish, body of a serpent, head of a pit bull and was the size of a large alligator," wrote Maureen O'Connor, a blogger on the Gawker website. Theories ran the gamut from horse to alligator to Loch Ness beast -- or even a relative of the Montauk Monster. Marine biolo…

Suffered a heart attack while driving. Linky

http://all-that-is-interesting.com/post/4956385434/the-first-zombie-proof-house Do want. Stylish, awesome, and mostly zombie-proof!

http://www.instructables.com/id/X-Wing-Fighter-from-Office-Supplies/

Hey, So thought I'd post it up here since I don't have a blog As you may or may not know, the queen is visiting Ireland and the visit starts tomorrow. Well tonight the army was out in my town (Maynooth) and they found a bomb on a bus that will be following one of the queens routes. Bus stop is like a mile from my house. Queen will be coming out this way anyway since it is horse land in Ireland with studs everywhere (which nicely clog up roads when transporting the horses). Some IRA types have been releasing statements lately saying she is a viable target. Reminds me of a phrase Irish people say sometimes. Jerry Adams first coined it when someone in crowd shouted, "Br…