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What can Adam and Jamie really say here? Oops? http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/12/06/BA1D1M99V5.DTL

http://celebrities.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=1033839&showcomments=true While filming The Expendables 2, Jean-Claude Van Damme admitted he was particularly impressed by Kylie Minogue's high kicks on the set of 1994's perfectly accurate and award winning depiction of the video game Street Fighter. "Sometimes you let go of stuff ... I don't know, maybe. Yes. OK. Yes, yes, yes. It happened. I was in Thailand, we had an affair. Sweet kiss, beautiful love-making," Jean-Claude revealed. "It would be abnormal not to have had an affair, she's so beautiful, and she was there in front of me every day with a beautiful smile, simpatico, so charming, she wasn't acting li…

I don't even know what to say about this one, so here's the short form. This dude (well, ex-dude now), Mao Sugiyama, is apparently an illustrator who defines "itself" as Asexual. He went on Twitter and basically threw out the offer that he would cook and serve his own dangly bits for the low low price of ¥100,000 (about $1,250 dollars ish) Creepy? Five people actually took the offer up, each paying around $250 to savor the scrotastic taste. Police were contacted, and they didn't care (no cannibalism laws in Japan! lol) Reportedly his junk functioned properly prior to the event and they "were served with Italian parsley and garnished with button mushrooms." You may not…

Friday is your last chance to see a "blue" moon for a few years. Well it's not actually blue but there were two full moons in one month. Hopefully the weather will hold up, because I'll be out there taking photos. Link

So I'm at work and bored. I google my own name and I come across this website that has everything "Chastity" related and guess what I see in the "Chastity" stuff. My Gamercide.org giveaway thing from this past year. LOL! http://www.vikispot.com/spot/1320724/chastity

This is awesome and so true. LoL Myspace FOR THE LOSS! hahaha (sorry for the crappy pictures. Couldn't copy them from his website so I did a bunch of screenshotting/cut/copy/paste/MSPaint/imageshack sort of workaround.) http://www.patrickmoberg.com/internet-vices/

Uhhhhh.... http://www.yankeecandle.com/yankee-candles/man-candles Enjoy scents such as "Riding Mower", "2x4", "First Down" and the aptly named "Man Town". Seriously Yankee Candle? "Man Town"? I think about the only one of these that MAY smell "good" if used, sparingly, during winter would be the Riding Mower one.

Dammit! There goes my holiday plans... http://www.geekologie.com/2012/12/new-smart-cups-detect-presence-of-date-r.php

I went to friendlys tonight and looked at the menu and stared at it for a good minute in disgust. The meal that stood out to me was referred to as "The Ultimate". The mere description of this burger gave me a heart attack, "A Big Beef burger between two hot grilled cheese sandwiches, with lettuce, tomato and mayo. Tasting is believing." The first thing that came to my mind was KFC's double down. The difference between these two meals is that the double down only has about 500 calories while the ultimate has 1,160... My friend ordered it, I told him not to. He said it couldn't be that unhealthy then I showed him this article when i got home: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/…

Well? What would happen? Who knows. It's pretty crazy though, to try to imagine putting a hand or body in front of a proton beam going at 99.9999991% the speed of light. Well the researchers at the LHC were asked that question, and honestly they had no idea either. It's strange though. Have they THOUGHT about it? I mean who creates a device that can shoot things at nearly the speed of light and DOESN'T think about shooting an actual living object with it? http://blogs.discove...the-lhc-stream/ A bunch of the scientists have different answers and theories about what would happen. I like the one scientist who says that the amount of energy travelling in that bea…

Who uses the word "noggin" in a news story anymore? LoL Anyways, let's meet Andy Morris. Andy likes to drink. Andy also likes fighting on subway trains while drunk. What does Andy NOT like? Being thrown from the subway platform and landing on the third rail. "A rolling argument began on the Queens-bound A train near the Jay St.-Borough Hall station. It spilled onto the platform about 10 stops later. Witnesses told cops that Morris was boozed up and belligerent and took a swing or two at a couple of other men.The ruckus attracted a ring of onlookers, including one who stepped forward and shoved Morris without warning. A police source said the person who pushed Mor…

Hi! Let's take a moment to meet Kyle Dubois. This genius, decided it would be a good idea to ATTACH LIVE ELECTRICAL CABLES IN HIS CLASSROOM TO HIS NIPPLES. "[Kyle] Dubois (18) and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not tell him and other students of the dangers of the demonstration power cords in their electrical trades class. They are seeking compensation for medical expenses, lost income due to time away from work and other damages related to the incident, which occurred on March 11. Dubois attached an electrical clamp to one nipple while another student attached another clamp to the other. A third student plugged in the cord. Dubois was critically inju…

http://gawker.com/the-chilling-case-of-fat-longpig-the-cannibal-with-a-493196615 I want to cry after reading this article. Granted I don't know if he actually DID anything (other than distribute and look at child pornography which in itself is atrocious), but people like this who actually go THAT FAR in creating the scene where they will do the deeds need to be locked up and the key thrown away.... ...or hit in the head with a brick repeatedly. Preferably the second option. During the execution of the search warrant at PORTWAY’s residence, HSI agents also discovered a locked door in the basement of the residence. Inside the door was a sally port that led to …

This is highly disturbing. Sometimes I can't believe this sort of crap.

http://unzip-it.com/

http://www.mega949.c...rticle=10058935 Pretty cool that there are still good people left in the world.

Pinellas County, Florida -- A man stole a large amount of cat food from Walmart that he said he planned to sell to his friend with 300 cats. Officers responded to the Walmart on Us Highway 19 North in Clearwater to investigate a shoplifting case involving cat food. Loss prevention staff had detained James Lawlor for loading up a shopping cart full of cat food and then walking to his car without paying. Lawlor explained to officers that he had done this in the past and that he steals the cat food to sell in what he calls "hustling." Lawlor also said he has a friend with 300 cats and he sells the food to him and others. Lawlor was arrested and transported to the Pine…

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The hell is this crap, so $60 a year to buy something with my own money. appreciate it... Read on Bank of America's New $5 Fee

Found on Mental Floss: (Check out the link for some of the videos) 1. In preparation for mating, a male camel kind of pukes up a pink sac called a doula. It hangs out the side of its mouth while the camel drools excessively. Apparently female camels find this quite arousing. See for yourself: 2. A hippo sprays his potential mate with his poo. 3. Similarly, a porcupine pees on his gal pal first. 4. Male grasshoppers sing for their supper… er, sex. They have more than 400 songs they use to serenade a female and each one has a different meaning. For instance, “Can I buy you a drink?” is a different tune than “Want to come up for coffee?” 5. If you’re impressed by puke, yo…

Ten Rules for Being Human by Cherie Carter-Scott 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it’s yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, “life.” 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The “failed” experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately “work.” 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There’s n…

They're incredible. I can verify that Antelope Canyons in Arizona is absolutely beautiful (way cooler than the grand canyon) The others are also something to put on the (places I'd like to go but probably never will list) Go forth

101 Ways to make people smile Here are just a few examples 01. Call an old friend, just to say hi. 16. Fill up your spouse’s car with gas. (Or my car would be cool) 27. Offer an elderly person a ride to where they need to go. 66. Encourage someone’s dream, no matter how big or small it is. 67. Pay for a stranger’s cup of coffee without them knowing it. ( I did this just the other morning, and in return someone ended up brinign me starbucks unexpectedly) Now, go forth and make someone smile!

<iframe class="imgur-album" width="100%" height="550" frameborder="0" src="http://imgur.com/a/nT2T9/embed"></iframe><br><br>MS Windows 7 64-bit SP1<br>Intel Core i7 950 @ 3.07GHz Bloomfield<br>12.0 GB G.SKILL Triple-Channel DDR3 @ 534MHz (8-8-8-20)<br>ASUS SABERTOOTH X58 (LGA1366)<br>2x GTX 460 1024MB (SLI) (PNY & EVGA)<br>60GB OCZ-VERTEX2 SSD<br> <br><br> Safe to say I can run just about anything on max. <br><br>And thanks to Newegg additional memory and a second graphics card came cheap.