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Oh Florida. You never cease to amaze. 70 year old retired Lieutenant Colonel Ralph Wald awoke around midnight on March 10th to the sound of moaning. Upon entering the living room he discovered 32 year old Walter Conley being quite randy with his 41 year old wife, Johnna Lynn Flowers directly on the floor of the room. Walter also happened to be an ex-boyfriend of Johnna. Rather than disturbing the carnal act, Ralph slipped into his bedroom to grab his .38 revolver, and returned. Ralph shot the man once in the stomach and once in the head, killing him instantly. Now here's the thing. The prosecuters attempted to portray ol' Ralph as a jealous husband who couldn'…

The pictures,worth the look Photographer Murad Osmann creatively documents his travels around the world with his girlfriend leading the way in his ongoing series known as Follow Me To. Chronicling his adventures on Instagram, the Russian photographer composes each shot in a similar fashion. We see each landscape from the photographer's point of view with his extended hand holding onto his girlfriend's in front of him. This is awesome.

I've been following it, have you? It's quiet around these parts. Is it old west, shit about to go down quiet? Or is it suburbia, shit never happens quiet?

It's soup season so I made this: Includes potatoes, bacon, green onions, cilantro, parsley, butter, flour, sour cream, shredded cheese, and milk. Anyone else like to cook, soups or otherwise?

http://geekologie.com/2013/08/so-its-come-to-this-avengers-themed-sex.php

A $12000 watch with a catch

The rest of you aren't allowed because you don't comment.

The only acceptable version of that godawful song is this. You are allowed to sing this. That is all. http://maeva-tiss.tumblr.com/post/45679559014/grammy-2186

Ladies and gentleman, I'd like to introduce Ramona. She's only 9 weeks old, only weighs a couple pounds if that, is what they apparently call a "Silkchon" (Silky Terrier and Bichon mix), and she is already a complete terror (in a good way of course haha). Its so weird how she has like brown highlights in her hair (I enhanced it a little with Instagram for affect), but it's completely noticeable in the sunlight.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=36386292&postcount=176 *heavy sigh*

http://www.amazon.com/gp/student/signup/info You will need a .edu email to sign up.

Full one month trial to gamefly instead of the usual 14 days..... great service to try out, been using it eversince 2006 and get to play any two games i want for about 25 bucks a month. Instead of buying one game every three months i use gamefly to play whatever i want, and get to play many more games than i would be able to otherwise. I'm not trying to give you guys some kind of infomercial or something, so if you like click the link for a free month to try it out, if you dont like it just discontinue the service. Most of ya probably already use this, but i figured i'd give ya'll a headsup anyway. here's the link

Microsoft doing some promotion that I don't know about? Did anyone else get an email like this? Either way... I'll take the free points. lol http://bit.ly/bYFX54

http://cnnphotos.blogs.cnn.com/2012/05/11/one-deep-breath-pushing-the-limits-of-freediving/?hpt=hp_c1 I was reading a story/picture gallery about this freediving competition. Looks pretty intense. One dude even passed out underwater and started spitting up blood and stuff. Well I looked into freediving a bit more and records for holding your breath. Some Brazilian guy, Ricardo Bahia, holds the guinness record at 20 minutes 21 seconds underwater. WHAT THE HELL. I can hold my breath for like 2-3 minutes, tops.

My buddy hit me up tonight, been waiting for a month now lol. Sorry about the glare in the pic but it's less than 1hr old at this point. Uploaded with ImageShack.us

Is anyone worried or even MILDLY concerned about what may or may not happen friday, or possibly thursday at midnight? I'm not freaking out or anything... but I am a little scared. I mean, what if??

http://www.twitch.tv/almightyquad He's giving away the THQ Humble Bundle. If you didn't pick it up, come stop by and hopefully win it. Saints Row 3, Metro 2033 and much more. Even if you didn't want the bundle, you can still stop by and say hi. You might even want to say Gamercide sent me. lol

Raisins and grapes (as well as onions and macadamia nuts) can kill your dog. In very, very small quantities. http://www.beaglesandbuddies.com/index.php3?topic=raisins Not the best site in the world, but the raisin ratio (lawl) is pretty spot on for those dumbassed little raisin packs. Figured I'd spread the word since my dog almost fucking died tonight due to the idiotic neglect of a family member. Thankfully I recognized the raisin boxes in the shaming pictures, or we would have had two dead dogs on our hands. We still don't even know the full prognosis for mine. In short: Don't feed your animal people food, it's dumb.

This is my cooler where I work. It's a tiny fraction of all of the turkeys I'm going to sell in the next couple of weeks.

Ahhhh..... Potsdam, NY. It seriously is a country shithole up there, with a whole bunch of colleges (SUNY Potsdam, Clarkson, St. Lawrence Univ, etc) but there is NOTHING TO DO THERE. I suppose this is why this happened.... MAN RUBS PEPPERONI SAUSAGE ON HIS JUNK IN SUPERMARKET; PUTS IT BACK ON THE SHELF Seriously. Stay classy Upstate NY hahaha!

http://www.asylum.co.uk/2011/06/29/funniest-last-words-deathbed-witticisms/

Gog.com hosted a contest that came out with some pretty funny results: http://www.gog.com/en/news/weve_got_the_results_for_the_movie_game_poster_mashup_contest/

Cool little funny site i found, was gonna make a contest of this... it's perfect for it, but every time i tried to use it's send or grab function, it just wanted to send the app, not what you actually got it to say. which is kinda lame, but i guess i could see the mayhem it could cause.

http://insidetv.ew.com/2013/04/22/futurama-not-renewed-comedy-central/ In my opinion the original 5 seasons are just as good than the best Simpsons seasons, but the movies were just merely okay, and the new episodes have also just been not bad. As much as I love the show, can't say I'm disappointed, better to end on a good run rather than going on forever and just being generally pretty bad like how the Simpsons have been for a long time now.