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An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to…

Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HITELR 3) NGGIER 4) BUTTSXE.

I need a real piano bench.

Alright,I MAY Be over reacting here but tell me what you guys think of this. This is a picture from my fb feed from a guy I knew during highschool. I assume that's his daughter. It's a pretty cute picture, but the one thing that really bugged me was the caption, "Getting ready for nerd day at school." Don't get me wrong, I had days in elementary school where I got to dress up too. Career day. Dress like a president day, pioneer day, dress like a greek day, etc etc. The only thing that really bugs me is that the school is taking a group of people,nerds, who often get bullied enough and making a day out of poking fun at them. I don't know, I just feel it's really in…

You know that PK Guy, I tell you what

I've been smoking cigs for like a year now. Maybe a little longer. I'm coming up on my 21st birthday within the next two weeks and am thinking of quitting. Anyone quit? I'm gonna try cold turkey but may try the e-cig route if I can't pull that off. Luckily I'm not too heavy a smoker. Less than half a pack a day.

I ended up being nearly fully sleeved. And did the roses on the outer arm instead of inner forearm. Later we are going to go back and add bright colorful butterflies to give it some pops of color. But I actually love how black and grey roses look, so thats why I went with that. Well its still really sore and redish. But I couldn't wait to share!! So here's the pics... So, whatcha think??

Notice a lot of people both from here and other places have let their accounts go silver, or just simply stopped playing a lot of the games I normally do. Is there a boycott going on, did I miss something? Or is everyone just getting over gaming geez!

A cute little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. It never smells and is always silent. As a matter of fact I've farted at least 10 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because it doesn't smell and is silent." The doctor says, "I see. Take these pills and come back to see me next week". The next week the lady returns. "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the heck you gave me, but now my farts, although still silent, stink terribly". "Good," the doctor said "Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing"

Now keep in mind this is a 6 year old boy who has dreams of joining the military, plays little league baseball, and gets extremely good grades and has been on a second grade reading level since December. (This includes small chapter books) Doesn't get into major trouble, just your typical silly boy stuff like when the boy has to fart he will put his butt up against your leg and fart on you. Anyway, this boy makes a gun symbol with his finger towards his other boy classmates in music class. His music teacher tells his first grade teacher which causes the boy to burst into tears. The first grade teacher has to notify the principal, because it is school policy whenever …

Me: It's been a while since I've logged into I-tunes. When I originally got i-tunes was allowed to link my aim name and used my AIM (aol instant messenger) name to log in and at the time it was Avahra. I tried to recover the password via the birthday and email and it said both answers were incorrect. I'm going to assume something has changed since I last used itunes, and I admit it's been a while. Unfortunately, both my computer and Ipod were both lost in the hurricane. I would like to be able to recover all of my music to a new IPOD but I can't do so without any of this. I need help :| Apple: Standard reply telling me to do everything that I have already done. Me: Y…

So I have been sitting in the shadows for a while now, checking out the occasional post that looks interesting and then moving off to get some other real life stuff worked out. Was around for a bit for the giveaway and was playing dead island with pk for a bit there then had to stop playing video games again. Went about 4 months give or take without a job and without income. Was an interesting couple of months though, while I was poor as hell I learned that I wasted a lot of money and in the grand scheme of things not having a job was almost more beneficial than having one. Simple things I took for granted like going out to eat I realized added up more than I thought it …

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1131699529/snowballs-cooling-underwear-for-conceiving-men I don't really have any words for this one

Yep, it's Happy Steak and BJ (or pleasure your man) Day. It's like the man's Valentine's Day!!! So happy fun times gentlemen!

I am going out of town sunday-sunday. I will be in Colorado / Arizona for a torture session with my family.

I found this website while browsing the nets today. Was featured on another site, and I have to say it delivered the laughs for me which I really needed. http://thumbsandammo.blogspot.com/ It's all just photoshopped pictures of people, removing the guns and inserting thumbs up hands on them. Quite a few are just downright awesome. Hope you enjoy as much as me!

A Republican lawmaker in New York who has a record of voting against medical marijuana legalization has been arrested and charged with possession of marijuana. State police said that a suspicious odor was noticed in Assemblyman Steve Katz’s vehicle when they pulled him over for driving around 80 mph in a 75 mph zone at around 10 a.m. Thursday morning. “After noting the odor of marijuana, a New York State Trooper found Katz in possession of a small bag of marijuana,” a statement from state police said, according to the Times Union. Katz was given an appearance ticket for having less than 25 grams and is scheduled to appear in Coeymans Town Court on March 8. He also face…

Don't know how he found it, but Chris Hecker tweeted our dual livestream link. Pretty cool! https://twitter.com/spyparty/statuses/313193511484784641

Been sick the past couple of weeks, and now is the season where we all get runny noses, watery eyes, and feel terrible. Anyways go with Zyrtec, I took Allegra about 4 times and it did nothing for me at all. Took one Zyrtec this morning and it worked after an hour and is still working. Just giving a heads up in case anyone is feeling under the weather and needs to know what to choose.

The only acceptable version of that godawful song is this. You are allowed to sing this. That is all. http://maeva-tiss.tumblr.com/post/45679559014/grammy-2186

Man buys house across the street from Westboro church and paints it the colors of the Gay Pride flag. http://fox4kc.com/2013/03/19/new-homeowner-paints-gay-pride-colors-on-house-across-from-westboro-baptist-church/

I will be spending today and tomorrow getting buried in just under a foot of snow... Last year at this time it was in the 70s and 80s with record highs... http://www.crh.noaa.gov/news/display_cmsstory.php?wfo=ilx&storyid=93497&source=0