An elderly man in Louisiana had owned

a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back. It was

properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed

it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe

courts, and some apple and peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to

go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been

there for a while, and look it over.

He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to

bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices

shouting and laughing with glee.

As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of

young women skinny-dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence

and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,

“We’re not coming out until you leave!’

The old man frowned, “I didn’t come down here

to watch you ladies swim naked or make you

get out of the pond naked.”

Holding the bucket up he said,

“I’m here to feed the alligator…”

Some old men can still think fast!!

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