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A woman asks her husband to start taking those pills that will help him achieve an erection. He agrees. The next day, she asks if he got the pills. "Picked 'em up today. Here you go honey," he says and tosses her a bottle of diet pills.

Does anyone ever randomly add you on facebook? Usually it's someone I know somehow, or they know someone I know. Some dude I have never met or heard of tried to add me..so I said "Do I know you?" ANd he replied "just trying to be nice and saying hi. wow sorry" WOW. YOU DON"T EVEN KNOW ME. YOU didn't say "HI! My name is GIANT DICKASOUROUS REX AND I THINK UR MIGHTY FINE CAN WE BE FRIENDS?" no!!! you just fucking tried to add me. So don't get attitude with me when I ask you who the fuck you are!

I understand the need to research virii, how they work, and how they can be stopped, but stuff like this just fucking scares me. I've seen enough movies, read books, and read REAL REPORTS of accidental contamination to think that anything like this could end well. A moratorium was put in place to halt all research on this new deadly strain of Avian Flu. There were too many questions and the possibility of an outbreak was real. We're talking about an airborne pathogen that literally could kill at least HALF THE WORLD'S POPULATION. That moratorium has been removed in a few countries just recently (EU, Canada, China and a few others) "I can't think of another pathogeni…

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Man, I never thought I would see the day where I get home and am excited to file my taxes. Is this how it feels to be an adult?

Celebrated our 20th anniversary yesterday! Had some yummy yummy crab at Red Lobster. I can't believe we've made it 20 years! Sometimes it seems longer, other times it feels like its flown by. I've wanted to pinch his head off and tell God he died a few times lol, but I love the man. Shane gets his 1st yearly bonus at work on the 30th. So we're going to the coast and staying at my favorite hotel http://www.seaventure.com/rooms/ on Feb 3rd and coming back on the 5th. I'm excited cuz we're gonna get a full ocean view room, w/ a private hot tub on the balcony. We always stay there on our anniversary when we can, but we have only stayed in the partial view rooms. This hotel i…

IAM DRUNK AND I HAVE A LOT OF DRUNK TO BURN HELLO GUYS I HAVEN'T DRANK IN OVER AYEAR AND TONIGHT I HD A SIPPY CUP OF DAQUIRI AND NOW I AM FUCKING LFYING IKE A PILOT BITCHEESSS

So within the past two weeks, car problems have plagued me. My 1998 Jetta has always had problems of dying in the rain. We sent it in to get fixed about two weeks ago to get it fixed. It worked once in the rain so I got four new tires. After $650, it died again. My mom told me about a cheap $500 1996 Subaru Legacy. I bought that and used it for 3 days. On the third day, I'm driving home from work. I'm getting resistance in the gas pedal. Get within a mile and a half of home and I'm going about 35mph. I hear a whistling and then, BANG! Loud bang and the back wheels lock up and the back end spins out into the middle of the road. I correct and get it straight again and pu…

....... me and my gf improvised some redneck sail and jumped on a skateboard..... We were not expecting anything good but holy hell did it work.....

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a455437/burger-king-reveals-its-burgers-contained-horsemeat.html Earlier this month, a sample from Tesco Everyday Value Beef Burgers was revealed to contain 21.9% horse meat. Lidl, Aldi and Iceland were among several other retailers affected by the scandal.

http://www.twitch.tv/gamercide Should start around 6PM EST. Please try and show up. We'd like a large turnout for this event. Thanks, GC!

the bartender asks the guy, "What's up bud? You look rough." "Well," says the man, "I just found out my dad is gay and he's left my mom for some pool boy." "Ouch," says the bartender, "here, these are on the house today." A few days later the same guy comes in and orders another five shots. "Oh no man, what happened this time?" The bartender asks. "Just found out my brother is gay, he's left his wife for a man he met at a gay bar last week." "I'm sorry man," the bartender says, "these are on the house." Just one week later the guy comes in again and orders ten shots. The bartender asks, "Man! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The guy responds, "Ye…

I am exhausted. I'm wound up. I almost choked adn punched several "patients" I'm dizzy and I hope this never comes back to my city while I am working healthcare.

The Postal Service plans to drop Saturday delivery of first-class mail by August in its latest effort to cut costs after losing nearly $16 billion last fiscal year, the cash-strapped mail agency said on Wednesday. http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/06/us-usa-postal-idUSBRE9150KX20130206

Starting bid 50,000 US Dollars http://www.ebay.com/itm/121062811693

Source: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/06/us-cybercrime-raid-idUSBRE91515K20130206 Microsoft provided details on the takedown operation on its blog: here

http://youtu.be/n9yuAhusVts http://www.social-consciousness.com/2013/02/fifteen-year-old-invents-cancer-diagnosing-method.html

I HEART YOU ALL

Haha, nice title? Didja say, "huh?!" So last night Shane and I went to our tattoo artists to talk about the tattoo we will be getting soon. Shane will be starting his next Saturday, mine is still up in the air, my guy is really busy, and may have jury duty (yeah right! lol). Well the lady that does my piercings is also there. She now does (idk what to call it...) jewelry under the skin. I have been wanting to do this for AGES!!!! So I did last night, finally!! Well it just so happens that somehow my poor unicorn tattoo never got an eyeball lol, so thats what I got. Now he has an eyeball. So I wanted to share the pics. Here's his eyepatch: And the reveal! …

http://imgur.com/a/w9nHF

13337 That's like level 2 elite.