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Ladies and gentlemen. If you read my lats in my gunpla thread... I said I had a "little" something special today. Here it is. I present to you the perfect grade Strike gundam with the skygrasper+aile striker pack. I have no idea how long this will take me but holy crap..... this will be a long one. http://imgur.com/a/jmKKw

Sorry ladies. I finally had to set my boots somewhere.

So I've been writing my entire life, as most of you who've known me already know. Usually I share it with a few people but never really put myself out there. I finally sucked it up and started sending out short stories to lit magazines to see if I could get any bites. I collected a handful of things I had written recently, had some other inspiring author friends pick their favorite and sent it out to a couple lit magazines. I just got my first rejection. I anticipated being rejected, these magazines have really shit/low acceptation rates. but it doesn't lessen the sting of it any less. So anyways, here is the short story that was ultimately rejected (their l…

iDead after bad idea I guess there is a rash of these robberies all over the country. Crazy.

Went for a job interview at Panera bread this morning (aka paradise cafe, st. louis bread co.) and I go hired on the spot. I start tomorrow. I'm so excited because I was struggling so hard working off commission at Macy's

My friend Emily (Pjs2 on Twitch), got nominated in a poll for Diablo 3 streamers. She was nominated for "Favorite New Diablo 3 Streamer". If you have a bnet account, please consider voting for her. It'd be much appreciated. Thanks, guys. <3 http://us.battle.net/d3/en/forum/topic/16544004876

It's called Kevin's Birthday! Happy B-Day audacious one, may you be showered with lots of money and be forced to take cheesy pictures with a scary, overweight clown.

Woooo! So damn exciting! Seriously can't wait! :D

I am failing out of college(yet to tell my parents). I need to go away for awhile and figure out what I am actually gonna do with myself. I can't keep pretending that I can make up all of the lost time I took from alot of people. I just wanted to say I loved every minute here, and i'm actually crying a little bit right now. Now I am gonna go let my parents know the last 2 years have been full of nothing but me wasting thousands of their dollars so I could fuck around. I love all of you. -Tyler "Sholtz" Laster

How many games do you think I have between every single console I own? Too damn many is a pretty good answer. lol http://skylark95.co.cc/my_games.html

...and painkillers are pretty awesome.

He may have killed me but does he have proof?

So I am going to buy a new hymen For 25$

I WAAAAAAN TTHIS!!!!!!!!!! http://gizmodo.com/5635355/these-lego-star-wars-chess-sets-are-swankier-than-vaders-vinyl-underpants

So go to Google Maps. http://maps.google.com Click on Get Directions, and choose walking directions. Now put "The Shire" in the A section, and put "Mordor" into B. I LOVE THE WARNING!!! hahahahahaha

I couldn't resist. LoL

Finally got my pay fixed, so got a nice backpay check coming in today, around the sum of $3,000. Which is good news in two ways. I'm going from the $800 check I get every two weeks to the new and improved $1400 check. It only took the ARMY 4 months to fix this issue, and it was battalion wide, not just me. Hopefully I can get my car fixed and get some new clothes now lol. Also, no, I don't mind sharing my financial info online, just don't ask for my bank account info in the forums, just send me a PM instead

So Kirby went to the Vet today for a dental cleaning today. I was in Manhattan and could not get home in time to pick him up before the vet clinic closed at 6pm. .. I called and he is fine .. woke up with ease and is eaten/drinking well. I can pick him up first thing tomorrow morning. .. But . .. I think this is the first night at home Tam and I have spent without him .. and it's .. oddly quiet. Strangely quite. Even though it's only over night I still expect to see him somewhere. .. I don't what it's going to be like for me when I have to put him down. He's 12 or 13 so I know he has a few more years in him . .. but man .. it just seems so lonely here. I don't know how y…

Joystiq, one of the last I respected, now has sunk super low. http://www.joystiq.com/2010/08/05/kinect-enabled-xbl-indie-games-still-up-in-the-air/ Notice that gamertag in the image? Notice that poorly photoshopped Kinect at the bottom right of it? Yeah, that was Assassin10k's image from his own website. They willingly covered up his watermark, in order to use the image. FU Dtard. FU Kraptaco and now, FU Joystiq. Choke on the swag you're always bragging about.

They aren't dogs, you might as well just get a cat. Why must they always want to crawl on you. My mom is in the hospital and I'm doggy sitting and this stupid dog won't do anything but sit in my lap. My dog Jack might be wild but at least he has personality!

I played at Sams Town Casino tonight in a tourny. Out of 75 players I came in 7th. I made it to the final table with the big dogs, I only won 190 though. I'm still proud of myself

That is all.

I am exhausted. I'm wound up. I almost choked adn punched several "patients" I'm dizzy and I hope this never comes back to my city while I am working healthcare.