Posts that don't belong anywhere else

Trying to find a nice evening dress online. The problem? They're all super slutty. I need a nice dress for an engagement party but I can't exactly wear something that has my boobs flying all akimbo because it involves the boys' family. This is damn near ******* impossible, every evening/cocktail/nice event dress is liek HERE LET US DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR BOOBIES. This is stupid. The one dress I found that was cute and no trashy didn't have my size. I hate shopping. The end.

I highly doubt you'll see this story on your local news, and probably not even on cable news. These are the sort of acts advocates have to do, just to try and get the president or anyone in office, to talk about hemp. If anyone tries to start a dialog about it, it gets pushed aside. There is no drug value in hemp. It can contain trace amounts of THC, but you'd need a whole field of it to catch a buzz, and no one is going to smoke that much. There is far too many great things you can do with hemp, and absolutely ZERO reasons why it needs to be illegal. http://www.newser.com/story/147875/cops-collar-hemp-grower-caged-outside-white-house.html

I've got quite the awesome Borderlands collection going on. 5 of the posters (4 on my wall, one being delivered tomorrow) and now these 2 awesome figures to add to it. Can't wait to have these two sitting next to my loot chest in October!

What did he do to honor the memory of his feline friend? The cat was named Orville (after Orville Wright), and the artist is an RC Helicopter enthusiast. So he did what any other crazy "artist" would do. He taxidermied up his roadkill kitty, slapped a motor inside of him and drilled some propellers to his paws to make The Orvillecopter. And yes, it flies. Not very well, but it flies. http://tinyurl.com/7vflqkm

Granite had a game lastnight and Jason and I were suppose to work concession stand which we already told them we weren't because it was during Granite's game. Jason's the assistant coach okay.....so he's out there on the field with the kids practicing before the game and one of the ladies come over from the stand and tries to tell him that we need to work over there. It escalated into a nice argument...nothing with yelling, just "I pay for my kid to play and I'm going to watch him play" stuff. So she walked away. Ten minutes later the game started and Granite's out on the field playing first. Another lady, this time the secretary for the youth baseball league comes o…

Guys I think the zombie apocalypse has officially commenced in Miami. http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/

You've likely heard of "One Million Moms" a conservative mother group who blah blah blah are brainwashed and stupid, anyhow. They're newest rage is a superhero being gay. Article Here I found it amusing the pic included shows them about to kissy kiss, which is fine. I'm surprised they're not also offended their a couple of two different races.

Uhhhhh.... http://www.yankeecandle.com/yankee-candles/man-candles Enjoy scents such as "Riding Mower", "2x4", "First Down" and the aptly named "Man Town". Seriously Yankee Candle? "Man Town"? I think about the only one of these that MAY smell "good" if used, sparingly, during winter would be the Riding Mower one.

I don't even know what to say about this one, so here's the short form. This dude (well, ex-dude now), Mao Sugiyama, is apparently an illustrator who defines "itself" as Asexual. He went on Twitter and basically threw out the offer that he would cook and serve his own dangly bits for the low low price of ¥100,000 (about $1,250 dollars ish) Creepy? Five people actually took the offer up, each paying around $250 to savor the scrotastic taste. Police were contacted, and they didn't care (no cannibalism laws in Japan! lol) Reportedly his junk functioned properly prior to the event and they "were served with Italian parsley and garnished with button mushrooms." You may not…

New insight into the early life of Barack Obama has been recently made available in the form of excerpts from the forthcoming biography, “Barack Obama: The Story.” Apparently young Barry Obama, like countless of his contemporaries, enjoyed partaking in the use of marijuana. The president even was a trendsetter amongst his peers: As a member of the Choom Gang, Barry Obama was known for starting a few pot-smoking trends. The first was called “TA,” short for “total absorption.” Along with TA, Barry popularized the concept of “roof hits”: when they were chooming in the car all the windows had to be rolled up so no smoke blew out and went to waste; when the pot was gone, the…

The first annual solar eclipse to pass through the United States in 18 years is on it's way. http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/20/11763251-eclipse-day-get-set-for-ring-of-fire?lite

http://www.mediafire.com/?hg732b2d8qmgh1g You'll have to download this short segment, but it's well worth it. I really wish he'd run for president one day.

Let's meet Desmond Hatchett. Desmond, who is 33 and lives in Knoxville, can't pay his monthly child support payments. He claims to make minimum wage, and the government already takes half of his weekly paychecks to distribute to...... 11 DIFFERENT WOMEN, with whom Desmond has fathered THIRTY children (ranging in age from toddlers to the age of 14) “I had four kids in the same year," he said. "Twice.” God, what a frigging scumbag. Same for the women who keep sleeping with him.

Seems like it'd be great for a party, and no brain splattering involved! Would you play?

Anyone following MMA, or the UFC in particular knows who Chael Sonnen is. He beat the snot out of the current middleweight champ for almost a full five rounds, only to be caught in a triangle choke in the last seconds of the final round. He's been creatively calling for a rematch for a long time and finally got it. The rematch is June 7th. This interview is just par for the course for Sonnen. He absolutely cracks me up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAH2NqfEIqA

I promised my sister I'd do my best at shooting some traffic to her new website and Twitter. So, if you're into wild 8 day vacations that involve wine, Segways, boats, Napa, Sonoma and Heraldsburg... check her out. http://www.vineyard-vacations.com/index.php/itinerary Follow her on Twitter, too! https://twitter.com/#!/VineyardVac Thanks, guys. xoxo

...For robots. Watch the slow-mo of it running after it gets up to speed. It looks just like a four legged critter.

Now there's a mouthful. Built around 100-150 B.C., it was discovered off the Greek Island of Antikythera on an ancient shipwreck found by sponge divers at the dawn of the 20th century. Only recently have we had the technology to penetrate through the thick, rocky encrustation of coral and ocean bicarbonate deposited over the millennia without damaging it. Using 21st-century technology to peer beneath the surface of the encrusted gearwheels, stunned scientists say the so-called Antikythera Mechanism could predict the ballet of the Sun and Moon over decades and calculate a lunar anomaly that would bedevil Isaac Newton himself. -Cosmos Magazine 31 different moving gears wit…

Since 1997, researchers have been able to quantum teleport photons with a major record being set by researchers at the University of Science and Technology of China in Shanghai. In 2010, that team successfully teleported a photon over 16km. Now that same team has released new findings, in which they claim to have teleported photons nearly 100km, or over 60 miles. Now, quantum teleportation isn’t quite the same thing as the teleportation in Star Trek. When researchers teleport a photon, they aren’t teleporting the actual photon, but rather the information contained in it through quantum entanglement. In essence, the second photon at the end of the teleport becomes the fir…

In the city of Detroit, doing the right thing might not always be the best idea — especially if you want to keep your job: just ask a former groundskeeper for the Wayne County Department of Public Services. John Chevilott was only two years of shy of retirement when he lost the government position he held for 23 years earlier this month. After he spotted a loaded handgun while mowing the lawn of a neighborhood in Detroit, Michigan, Chevilott carefully picked up the firearm and put it aside to hand over to law enforcement. When he visited a local police station that afternoon, he was applauded for his action. “They said I did the right thing getting it off the street,” Mr.…

Meet Susanne Eman. The self described "I'm your average gal next door who just happens to have a body to match the size of her personality." (i.e a beached whale) Why is she fun and unique? Well Susanne is 800 lbs and she's about to get married, and she's having a dress custom made to fit her form. Bonus, she wants to be the fattest woman in the world, over 1600 lbs. "I'm looking forward to pushing the limits and seeing just how fat I can get. It's hard to put into words what it feels like." "But preparing for the big day meant going to a bridal shop to pick the right dress -- one that wouldn't show food stains. Making the dress will be a monumental task for seamstress J…

"As the search for cheap, safe and non-carbon emitting sources of energy continues, a band of scientists say the answer may be nuclear reactors fueled by thorium. Others caution that thorium reactors pose waste and proliferation risks. Ira Flatow and guests discuss the pros and cons of thorium reactors." NPR Is Thorium A Magic Bullet For Our Energy Problems?