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THIS. IS. BRILLLIIIIAAANNTT!!!!! http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/07/22/super-heroes-vs-the-westboro-baptist-church/ There are a ton of pictures at this link, but I couldn't help but laugh when I saw someone dressed up as a Spy from Team Fortress 2, holding a sign that says "GOD HATES SENTRIES". LoL

This thread was pointed out to some of us on the Xbox forums. It's about The Pro, who is part of Xbox LIVE's policy enforcement team (the folks who ban you from LIVE for being naughty). Click Some of my faves: The Pro can eat a hard shell taco without cracking the shell. He once taught a German Shepard to bark…..in Spanish.

http://www.wherethefuckshouldigotoeat.com/ Game over, the internet can go home now.

I miss your faces. Life has been hectic, and one of my roommates has turned surprisingly hostile. Thankfully, she's moving in just three weeks. My goal is to be as loud as possible on the nights she works. Muaha. But right now my sleep schedule has been all over the place so... BLEEHH. Should be back soon to normal.

I wubs you all Anybody have big plans for tonight?

Guys I think the zombie apocalypse has officially commenced in Miami. http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/

So, I'm at Keeneland and I finally get to see the bottom filled beer cups in action. Awesome!

..ever wondered? Well wonder no longer because when the Dallas Cowboys blew up Texas Stadium, they put a 3D camera inside. Awesome http://demos.immersi...tadium/IMPlayer (Original article: http://gizmodo.com/5...loding-stadium-[updated])

Ladies and Gentlemen. I'd like you to meet Forthman Murff. The following is taken from MentalFloss.com, and it's a crazy story. Forthman Murff was a lifelong lumberjack who claimed he was personally responsible for cutting down 1,900 acres of timber. In May of 1984, at the age of 74, Murff was cutting down a tree by himself near his home in Gattman, Mississippi, when a branch fell from 80 feet up and hit him in the shoulder. The blow knocked him into a 10-foot ditch. Soon another branch fell and broke his left leg and foot. Murff was briefly knocked unconscious and when he woke up, he could hear and feel his still-running chainsaw burrowing straight across his neck. Th…

via Fox News "A Connecticut teen who asked a girl to prom by taping a message to the front of his high school has been barred from attending. Shelton High School senior James Tate and two friends posted 12-inch tall cardboard letters outside the school’s main entrance last Thursday night so students would see the message in the morning. The letters read: "Sonali Rodrigues, Will you go to the prom with me? HMU -Tate." HMU means hit me up, or call me. Rodrigues said yes. But Tate, 18, and his two friends have been given one-day in-house suspensions by the headmaster and barred from the prom. “I was telling her for the longest time that I was going to go with her, but, you k…

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This might be hard to explain but I'll do the best I can. I work for UPS and have been for 8 years now, 2 years ago I got a job shifting, which is basically moving trailers in and out of doors, taking them out putting them up etc. Well I was working 5pm to 10pm, still part time but I make more then most people with full time jobs. Anyways the company has hit hard times and the truck drivers aren't getting as much work so they are moving them around doing other jobs and such. We had one guy come in and bump me and 2 other guys. From what I was told it was only temporary. He came in in Feb and left in April. Here is where it get's all screwed up, the way UPS works is seni…

This is awesome. hahaha My favorite is the Ben Franklin one.

Hola Family I missed you guys and I hope that all is well, and life is not being a B*** to all of you lol. As most of you guys know my son Tony was in a bad car crash and lost the use of both his legs and also lost his girlfriend in that crash. And at one point things didn't look good for Tony as I was told by his mother and we flew back to Italy to be with Tony. Doctors tell me that Tony will be able to get the use of his legs back, but it will take some time for this to happen. Tony is now out of the hospital and back home with his mother. He really wants to go back to his apartment but doctors tell him that he will be better off if he's is with someone that can be…

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"A carbon-fibre hoof and up to 5,000 individual horse hairs make up the £1,300 [~$2,100] shoes which were created by a team of fashion designers. Model Louise Dainton, 25, who posed on a turf catwalk wearing the human horseshoes, said: "I'm not sure they are for everyone but I definitely want a pair of hooves." On a side note: What has 6 horse hooves and 1 camel toe?

Hurricane Sandy is going to hit me almost dead on in a few hours. They're saying mass power outages until the weekend or so. Mass flooding until at least midweek. I'll take some pics and upload them once I get back on the grid. Almost guaranteed to be out power for the next few days. At least I'm stocked up on beer!

Some of these just made my day when I found them. Enjoy. 1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I …

Just a man, seeking some company on a Friday night. If interested, respond via TeamSpeak @ ts.gmcd.me or via steam. Games, chat, or whatever your preference. Come by and hang out.

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Pinellas County, Florida -- A man stole a large amount of cat food from Walmart that he said he planned to sell to his friend with 300 cats. Officers responded to the Walmart on Us Highway 19 North in Clearwater to investigate a shoplifting case involving cat food. Loss prevention staff had detained James Lawlor for loading up a shopping cart full of cat food and then walking to his car without paying. Lawlor explained to officers that he had done this in the past and that he steals the cat food to sell in what he calls "hustling." Lawlor also said he has a friend with 300 cats and he sells the food to him and others. Lawlor was arrested and transported to the Pine…

I just found this article, and I must say, these guys deserve a free copy of Halo: Reach or something. These 12 gamers (originally more involved, but they left) have kept Halo 2 online for the past two weeks due to a loophole in Microsoft's Live service. As long as people are online and playing Halo 2 custom games, the servers can not be completely shut down. In an effort to keep the game going for as long as possible, a group of gamers have kept their Xboxes (360s and/or Originals) on for TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT. More amazing than their dedication to Halo 2, is probably the fact that they haven't lost connection or fried their systems. I think it's safe to say that these guys…

A computer science student wrote a paper for one of his classes entitled, "Disadvantadges and advantadges of networks". Sounds pretty generic right? Nothing interesting to read there, huh? Well what if I told you he placed a hidden message of epic proportions within his college paper to test to see if his professor REALLY was reading it? After 8 hours of properly formatting his paper to include the acrostic message, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the most outstanding and creative RickRoll I have EVER SEEN. Video at the jump: http://gizmodo.com/5669317/student-hides-rick-astleys-song-in-college-paper

thought this was pretty nifty so im sharing it with yall this is a 105mm shell that i had to polish up at work. wish i took a before picture but this was the end result of about an hour and a half. i finished it up at 5pm, its not 2 am and my arm is still sore from it. you wouldnt think it but it gets heavy quick. all the weight on one side and you press and turn it against the wheel. if i was smarter i would have swapped hands that was holding it but i didnt.

Just thought I would share with you all that Logan ate a stink bug before we could get it out of his mouth and now his breath stinks really bad. That is all.