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Sorry for making you a girl Wonk. LOL It's getting old slapping Kitty and Mandy in there all the time, plus the face you posted is just too cool/creepy to NOT use. <div style='background-color:#e9e9e9; width: 425px;'><object id='A64060' quality='high' data='http://aka.zero.jibjab.com/client/zero/ClientZero_EmbedViewer.swf?external_make_id=hiXwCqk6lBwGcHfs&service=sendables.jibjab.com&partnerID=JibJab' pluginspage='http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' height='319' width='425'><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><param name='movie' value='http://aka.zero.jibja…

Game over folks. Time to find a new planet to live on. We had a good run while it lasted. http://www.abc.net.au/local/photos/2014/03/03/3955563.htm

There is a casino in Atlantic City who is celebrating all things bacon this week with "...Bacon milkshakes. Chocolate-covered bacon shaped like roses. Bacon-flavored toothpaste, dental floss and lip balm. Bacon bourbon, margaritas, beer and vodka. Bacon ice cream sundaes. A BLT sandwich with a full pound of bacon." There is also ".....chocolate covered pretzels with crumbled bacon bits; chocolate-drizzled potato chips with bacon, two kinds of pasta dishes with bacon, bacon cupcakes, and bacon wrapped around a fake green stem to form roses, which were then dipped in chocolate." I like bacon and all during Sunday breakfast, on a cheeseburger, potatoes, or grilled ham and…

was vote #7 in a list of the top 50 women on the web http://dailycaller.c...man-on-the-web/

Yay, nay? Don't know if I want to get all of these now, but I have a feeling I may play them... eventually...

George Zimmerman, the man who shot unarmed teenager Trayvon Martin during an altercation in Florida almost two years ago, has been once again placed in police custody for an incident reportedly involving a firearm. Read on http://rt.com/usa/zimmerman-gun-wife-threat-628/

So this come's from Reddit's TIFU (Today I Fucked Up) forums, and this has to be not true but still I laughed at it.

So today marks Day 5 of eating (drinking) only Soylent. If you haven't heard of it, it's supposed to be a quick meal that provides all your daily nutrients. Day 1 was a little tough purely for the sake of the taste of it. I'd rate it somewhere between sawdust and oatmeal. However I haven't been hungry at all since I switched over. It also helps that you prepare a batch for the day in the morning, then for every meal you simply grab a cup of the stuff and chug. My time spent preparing food and eating has gone from 1-2 hours to about 15 minutes total in a day. Plus it seems to be helping turn the tide on my weight gain lately. So that's a bonus point. Anyone else con…

Explanation: Is this an alien? Probably not, but of all the animals on Earth, the tardigrade might be the best candidate. That's because tardigrades are known to be able to go for decades without food or water, to survive temperatures from near absolute zero to well above the boiling point of water, to survive pressures from near zero to well above that on ocean floors, and to survive direct exposure to dangerous radiations. The far-ranging survivability of these extremophiles was tested in 2011 outside an orbiting space shuttle. Tardigrades are so durable partly because they can repair their own DNA and reduce their body water content to a few percent. Some of these m…

If i had 8k just laying around I would def buy this lamp and use it to scare small children. It's made out of all recyable materials, in fact his teeth are obvious utensils. His tongue? A shovel. Way cool mr lamp.

WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

This is likely not interesting to some, but it was cool they grabbed him. Shut the plant down for a weekend while they filmed it. Looks like he will be directing and starring in these commercials for the next couple of years.

A $12000 watch with a catch

Mi nombre es PeeKnuckle. Buenos tardes.

So I finally got my first smartphone today. A Samsung Galaxy S4. Pretty nifty device. Sure there are bad things about AT&T, but it's awesome to have a device with me that can do so much. I had originally been thinking about getting an iPhone 5 until I had heard about this one and did some comparisons. So now I don't have to have another Apple product besides my iPod, yay.

Explanation (if needed) - http://www.slashfilm.com/producer-frank-marshall-teases-big-back-future-announcement/

This is Gilpin Family Whiskey. It's not your normal whiskey. In fact, you could pretty much call is "Pissky". http://www.wired.co....10-08/24/pissky Please excuse me while I go vomit a little.

Welp, it's been a while since I posted a daily WTF. This is too good to pass up. Have you eaten yet? If you have you may want to wait a little bit before clicking the following. Don't worry. It's not sexual or violent or particularly offensive, but damn is it hard to look at. It's a new "body modification", currently pretty popular (for reasons beyond me) in Tokyo. WARNING: Pretty effed up shiznat here

So, some geniuses thought they hit the big score. Pretty Funny. http://www.lex18.com/story/30092295/man-arrested-for-stealing-hemp-plants

FUCK. YOU. TEXAS.

Looks like it's time for me to sign up for credit monitoring now. Crooks walked away with enough unencrypted data to apply for a credit card Amazing after all these security breaches on the news that companies still don't seem to learn about protecting your personal information. http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-08-28/business/chi-advocate-20130828_1_medical-data-health-information-medical-record-numbers http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2013-08-24/business/ct-biz-0824-advocate-20130824_1_credit-report-advocate-medical-group-advocate-health-care

I'm watching this live on tv, it's ridiculous. There's people throwing molotov cocktails, breaking windows, setting cop cars on fire, etc. Hard to believe this is happening like half an hour away from me

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Wife got a new pup yesterday. Her name is Lucy. She's a Pomeranian and Shih tzu mix. 2 months old and weighs in at a WHOPPING 2 lbs. http://s1333.photobucket.com/user/spawn62279/slideshow/Lucy

Lol @ the title, figured it would probably fit most of the post hahaha! Anyway, sorry I've been away. We've been busy. Our 60 day notice is up at the end of the month so it's been getting stressful. But we FINALLY well sorta kinda found a place lol. But we have to stay with my 'rents for awhile until the house is ready. Only problem is that we have no idea when that will be!! Not looking forward to living with my mother again AT ALL!!!!!!! I will hate it, but the house is worth waiting for. @ThermoNukePanda aww dayum! That sucks! I've heard of other ppl having bad reactions as well. Sorry man. @irish66 heey! that's ok. contribute any way you'd like…