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New insight into the early life of Barack Obama has been recently made available in the form of excerpts from the forthcoming biography, “Barack Obama: The Story.” Apparently young Barry Obama, like countless of his contemporaries, enjoyed partaking in the use of marijuana. The president even was a trendsetter amongst his peers: As a member of the Choom Gang, Barry Obama was known for starting a few pot-smoking trends. The first was called “TA,” short for “total absorption.” Along with TA, Barry popularized the concept of “roof hits”: when they were chooming in the car all the windows had to be rolled up so no smoke blew out and went to waste; when the pot was gone, the…

Guys I think the zombie apocalypse has officially commenced in Miami. http://miami.cbslocal.com/2012/05/26/miami-police-confrontation-men-leaves-1-dead-1-hurt/

You've likely heard of "One Million Moms" a conservative mother group who blah blah blah are brainwashed and stupid, anyhow. They're newest rage is a superhero being gay. Article Here I found it amusing the pic included shows them about to kissy kiss, which is fine. I'm surprised they're not also offended their a couple of two different races.

Granite had a game lastnight and Jason and I were suppose to work concession stand which we already told them we weren't because it was during Granite's game. Jason's the assistant coach okay.....so he's out there on the field with the kids practicing before the game and one of the ladies come over from the stand and tries to tell him that we need to work over there. It escalated into a nice argument...nothing with yelling, just "I pay for my kid to play and I'm going to watch him play" stuff. So she walked away. Ten minutes later the game started and Granite's out on the field playing first. Another lady, this time the secretary for the youth baseball league comes o…

Making someone grumpy, or who doesn't like to laugh... laugh. Asking my waiter/waitress how everything is with them, before they come back mid-meal and ask me how everything is. It's kind of some weird OCD thing with me. I even get a bit upset when I forget, and they beat me to it. Popping straws. Keeping really cool or thoughtful cards/letters. Usually to my detriment, since gf's often find it in bad taste. Pictures on the other hand, I do not to keep. Family ones of course, but not relationship ones. Buying a book based solely on it's name or cover art. If either are really good, I won't read the back cover to get a glimpse of the story or reviews. Putting pickled jalap…

What did he do to honor the memory of his feline friend? The cat was named Orville (after Orville Wright), and the artist is an RC Helicopter enthusiast. So he did what any other crazy "artist" would do. He taxidermied up his roadkill kitty, slapped a motor inside of him and drilled some propellers to his paws to make The Orvillecopter. And yes, it flies. Not very well, but it flies. http://tinyurl.com/7vflqkm

I found this and I think it has a very good message. Make Art

Acclaimed Sci-Fi author, Ray Bradbury, died at the ripe old age of 91 this morning in LA. Tis sad, he was one of my favorite sci-fi authors.

I've got quite the awesome Borderlands collection going on. 5 of the posters (4 on my wall, one being delivered tomorrow) and now these 2 awesome figures to add to it. Can't wait to have these two sitting next to my loot chest in October!

If you want to express your passion for uhh… passion through art without being so blunt, try a Love Is Art Kit. You and your lover can make your own abstract painting while you get intimate. Then when people come over and admire your art you guys can say “Like it? We made it ourselves!” and then giggle, wink at each other, and needlessly throw in “…with our naked butts.” Ok, so I THINK THIS IS I AWESOME. (caps necessary to convey how awesome I think it is) From what I understand you get this kit, (not sure how it works couldn't find that out) and then you do the hanky panky and get all artistic while you're at it, and the end result is an abstract bang painting. I think …

We all shower. (I hope) In fact, I bet all of us smelly pretty freaking good all the time. I found these. What? Bathroom soap shaped like our favorite past time? I freaking love it. Although, I think they're way too cute I wouldn't be able to ruin them by using them. They have a few to choose from at Digital Soaps Rub a dub dub

When I have a house of my own again. (lol woops) I fully intend to have a gaming room full of game nerdiness. I've seen the incredible Mario bathroom and was quite jealous. One day I'll have my own game haven. I'll have this lamp. You basically punch it (gently) to make ti turn on and off. To turn the lamp on and off, merely punch, ahem, I mean touch, the bottom of the cube and you'll be rewarded with both light and the classic coin noise. Every eight times you toggle the light, you'll get a 1-UP! It's very bright in a dark room and still visible in daylight. Woo! Mario lamps! This one is WAY Cheaper than the Zelda lamp I just blew 100$ on. Itsa me, Mario!

I highly doubt you'll see this story on your local news, and probably not even on cable news. These are the sort of acts advocates have to do, just to try and get the president or anyone in office, to talk about hemp. If anyone tries to start a dialog about it, it gets pushed aside. There is no drug value in hemp. It can contain trace amounts of THC, but you'd need a whole field of it to catch a buzz, and no one is going to smoke that much. There is far too many great things you can do with hemp, and absolutely ZERO reasons why it needs to be illegal. http://www.newser.com/story/147875/cops-collar-hemp-grower-caged-outside-white-house.html

Trying to find a nice evening dress online. The problem? They're all super slutty. I need a nice dress for an engagement party but I can't exactly wear something that has my boobs flying all akimbo because it involves the boys' family. This is damn near ******* impossible, every evening/cocktail/nice event dress is liek HERE LET US DRAW ATTENTION TO YOUR BOOBIES. This is stupid. The one dress I found that was cute and no trashy didn't have my size. I hate shopping. The end.

There have been questions about what documents the CIA chooses to declassify, and so Kel McClanahan of National Security Counselors filed a Freedom of Information Act request to find out what procedures the CIA must follow in response to requests to declassify information. McClanahan appeared to know exactly what he was looking for, but... was told that the CIA simply could not find any such documents. Read on http://www.techdirt....documents.shtml

I know we have LOTS of Dad's on this forum. So all to all of you

Twitter crashes hard, Internet freaks out If you haven't noticed yet, everyone's favorite microblog has temporarily crashed. The San Francisco based company posted a message on its blog around 9:30 a.m. that read "Users may be experiencing issues accessing Twitter. Our engineers are currently working to resolve the issue." Declining to speculate on a possible reason for the outage. So, its anyone's guess as to when the issue may be resolved...

Oh Kentucky. You've given us some sweet bourbon, horse racing, and even unleashed Col. Sanders into the world. You're also responsible now for this..... Ladies and gentlemen. Behold the "truckcar". Some redneck genius decided it would be awesome to slap the cab and front part of the hood of a 1962 International truck onto a mid 90's Pontiac Grand Am. The results, obviously, are horrendous. Granted, it MAY look better if it was "finished" and painted but I would stil never be caught dead driving this piece of crap. You can hit up Jalopnik for some more great photos, check out the Craigslist post, or just read the following description of this monstrosity. "for sa…

Watching her squirm made me the happiest I've been in months. She knows what she's saying is a complete set of grade A bullshit. Still, she didn't squirm a fraction of what dispensary owners did when their places were raided by her agency.

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Those of you that know me, know exactly why I'm asking this. Anyways I've had the same GT since I got my XBox. It's times for a change for various reasons. Give me some ideas people! I'm still everybody's favorite nuclear panda, so I'm going to try to find some variation on that that ISN'T already taken. Plus I don't know how long gamertags can be. Thanks!

UNO PARTY, ******