We all shower. (I hope)

In fact, I bet all of us smelly pretty freaking good all the time.

I found these.

What? Bathroom soap shaped like our favorite past time?

I freaking love it.

Although, I think they're way too cute I wouldn't be able to ruin them by using them.

They have a few to choose from at

Digital Soaps

Rub a dub dub

Neat collectibles, but I'd never use them.

lol. I stared at them a while before I noticed that they were soap. Awesome replicas. Would be hard to bring myself to use them. Maybe the cartridges since they're somewhat cheaper.

I think I'd feel a little weird using them too. Rubbing a soap game cartridge over myself going "Oooh zelda"

I don't know about you, but I don't usually use my bar soap for a pleasure item. Well, at least not the bar itself.

But you would if it were a Zelda (or game of choice) game cartridge.

haha.

Ohhh Samus!

http://www.etsy.com/listing/97905475/soap-metroid-cartridge-parody-nintendo

See? Soap for every fantasy.

This is a secret corner of fetish unexplored, we could get rich

Game themed novelty (the use at your own risk word for adult toys) items? I'm in. There's money to be made there.

I think so too. ALl we need is some super models of both gender to sell them for us.

Example:

"I find Master Chief so hot..when I'm kicking ****** in teh face with my boot sometimes I just can't help the overwhelming desire to be naughty. Now I don't have too. Thanks to D&A Dirty Gamer Toys I can play my halo3 and have it too. "

Haha. I believe you have nailed it.

Riches, here we come!

So, what kind of toys could you actually make with master chief? Armor? Energy Sword?

Put master chiefs head on a vibrato and someone would buy it,

Lol. I bet you're right. Licensing might pose a problem though.

We'll do him in an off color so they can't say ****

And a cheesy porn name too? Master Bates, the off color porno Master Chief.

Master Chief. Master Queef HAHAHAHAHAHA

Spurtin' John 117

hahah omg Kevin

Hahaha.