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Imagine waking up, showering and then spraying on your clothes. Sipping your morning coffee, while your newly sprayed on clothes are drying onto you. What I find most fascinating about it all is, it's reusable. Once it's applied, it can be removed, washed and worn again. http://www.fabricanltd.com/ Still want my hover board. Get to work, you so called "scientists".

*Scottie picks up computer mouse and begins to talk into it* "Hello computer." Remember in Star Trek IV (one of the crappier sequels in my mind), when they need material to re-fit a storage bay to contain the humpback whales? It was supposedly 1986, and they needed a material strong enough to hold that many gallons of water but it didn't quite exist yet? What was the magic material? TRANSPARENT ALUMINUM!!! Well it's been a pipedream for a long time now. We've kind of known how to create it for a little while but it was near impossible to sustain. From Wiki: To create transparent aluminium, more power than is used by an entire city had to be focused into a dot with …

No cheating. First thing that comes to your mind. I'll be back later to discuss this a little.

...can do whatever an iron can.

The old record was 189 F-Bombs. http://gamers.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/160309_HOTD.aspx F**K!

GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! WHYYYY!?!?!?!? It's stupid. It's moronic. In fact they're a bunch of iMbeciles. Now KFC is joining the bunch with their new iTwist wraps. Really? iTwist? /facepalm http://www.kfc.com/itwist/

http://bpg-werks.com/ DO WANT!!! Hits over 30mph and can take 40 degree slopes? YES PLEASE! Looks mad fun.

Ok. So maybe it's not the vault from Fallout, but it's still pretty cool. They're digging massive caverns under Chicago to keep sewage from flooding into Lake Michigan. http://bldgblog.blogspot.com/2010/09/artificial-caverns-expanding-beneath.html Don't be mad about the misleading topic title though! LoL

Two scientists programmed a bunch of robots to play hide & seek. What they're researching is how to make the hiding robot "deceive" the hunters. Great, now we're not only going to have robots that will hunt us down and kill us, but they'll be able to hide and cover their own tracks so we'll have NO EFFING CLUE where they're coming from!. /facepalm "The hider's set of false communications was defined by selecting a pattern of knocked over markers that indicated a false hiding position," explains Wagner. This fiendish plan apparently fooled the hunter droids 75 per cent of the time. "We have developed algorithms that allow a robot to determine whether it should …

I WAAAAAAN TTHIS!!!!!!!!!! http://gizmodo.com/5635355/these-lego-star-wars-chess-sets-are-swankier-than-vaders-vinyl-underpants

So my dog has reall bad gas. it's raunch y as hell. Also, I' mway wayted. Nom nom peach schnapps,vanilla vodka and mango jucie you are so good to me. Also, I won my lwst beer pong game. Because I HAVE MAD SKILLS AND I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE MY BALLS how are yu al? It's tao bell time soon. I love odka

Peter Molyneux, talking about the prototype creature in Black and White. "Well, [here's] an interesting fact that may or not be true. One of the sausages reminds me of the first prototype we had of the Black & White 1 creature." "I for some reason had this obsession to make them anatomically correct. So the first version of this giant ape had this sort of beautifully physically correct - I'm going to say the word - penis dangling between its legs... which morphed depending on how excited your creature was." "The idea was [that] there was going to be two creatures... I don't know what was going through my mind. I wasn't even on class A drugs! It was this bizarre thing.…

This is Gilpin Family Whiskey. It's not your normal whiskey. In fact, you could pretty much call is "Pissky". http://www.wired.co....10-08/24/pissky Please excuse me while I go vomit a little.

http://gbxforums.gearboxsoftware.com/showthread.php?t=110469 HIIIYOOOOO!!!!!!!

I'd rock these on my car.

Ok, so maybe he wasn't necessarily watching The Cell, but it definitely was a Jennifer Lopez movie! Lets take a moment to meet Shannon Wriska. And what did she do? Let's take a copy and paste from The Smoking Gun. The Florida resident, 34, is facing arson and battery charges after a dispute with her husband over a Jennifer Lopez movie, of all things, escalated into her allegedly torching his go-kart and boat. According to a Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office report, Wriska's husband told cops she "is very jealous and did not like him seeing Jennifer Lopez in the movie.” Cops noted that Wriska and her husband Robert bickered about the curvy Latina actress throughout…

Who uses the word "noggin" in a news story anymore? LoL Anyways, let's meet Andy Morris. Andy likes to drink. Andy also likes fighting on subway trains while drunk. What does Andy NOT like? Being thrown from the subway platform and landing on the third rail. "A rolling argument began on the Queens-bound A train near the Jay St.-Borough Hall station. It spilled onto the platform about 10 stops later. Witnesses told cops that Morris was boozed up and belligerent and took a swing or two at a couple of other men.The ruckus attracted a ring of onlookers, including one who stepped forward and shoved Morris without warning. A police source said the person who pushed Mor…

What's up gang, I know I've been pretty hit or miss pretty much the last 10 months or so but I know most of you understand. Just wanted to update y'all. Getting out of here in less that two months WOOT! Saved a bunch of money and got a new toy. Can anyone say MacFag? Yep, I bought a Macbook Pro 15". Probably the best purchase I've made in a long time. Things are still popping over here so don't let the news fool you. Can't discuss it, but I'm sure you'll hear about it soon enough. Wish me luck, I'll try to be on here more often in the next few weeks but then it's packing and getting ready to get out of here. Miss you guys, can't wait to do some XBL with y'all.

So whatcha doing for Labor Day? We are taking the kiddos to the park to play, plus I want to take some pictures, and then heading out to a family cookout

Just wanted to get this off my chest. http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/breaking/2010/0906/breaking10.html ^^ What sort of human beings are these people? Basically Unionists up in Northern Ireland left a pipe bomb in a Catholic Primary school and the bomb was found by a child. What the hell have kids done to deserve that? Because they're Catholic? These kids were born 4 years after the Peace Process and don't even know the difference between Protestants and Catholics. Honestly who the hell could target a child with a bomb

It's ever a sad thing when someone loses their life in a senseless event that didn't need to happen. The teen under the influence also killed two of her passengers. At least his wife and child look like they'll survive.

I was looking on everydaymoney.ca today and this specific article caught my eye, its about this new website that allows you to rent a friend for $10/hour Now personally I would never go that low to rent a friend but I guess some people are unable or just to lazy to meet people and they have some cash laying around. Now what you do is you go to the website and put in your US or Canada Zip Code and it will show a list of all friends available to rent in your area. Click HERE to read the full article from everydaymoney.ca Or Click HERE to go to the Rent-A-Friend homepage and see what friends are available in your area. Do you think this website will be a success? I don't.

Put my sexy self in my sig?

You've received a new Eurogamers alert from Administrator. The subject is: BETA testers wanted! Test the new FIFA Manager 2011. You can read the alert here: http://gamers.eurogamer.net/alerts.php?alert_id=587951 -- Regards, The Eurogamer Team. =================== I'll never use it, so go right ahead if you're interested.