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Peanut butter, jelly, and rain in my shoe.

http://deadspin.com/5564578/north-korean-soccer-fans-are-actually-chinese-volunteers Read the rest in the link at top.

No s.hit? When you're in deep s.hit, you probably shouldn't hide in s.hit either. This story proves that. LoL http://www.journalga...CAL07/304229977 "The long, narrow barn has an open-air trough that runs along one side of the building and flows into a vat covered by a steel grate. The setup allowed the farmers who once used the barn to spray the animal manure from the floor into a holding tank. An officer looked down and there, through the steel grate in the floor, he could see the 52-year-old man, just his head peering out from the cesspool deep with frigid feces..."

Yup, this is definitely how you git it dun..... http://deadspin.com/larry-the-cable-guy-snapped-a-dudes-arm-while-arm-wrest-1787510708

Remember, remember , the 5th of November. The gun-powder treason and plot I know of no reason The gun-powder treason Should ever be forgot.

https://imgur.com/gallery/bleBX

Crayons not included

Download and print some of these for yourself and freak people out. http://imgur.com/gallery/zXhBT

http://rt.com/usa/us-police-harrassment-crime-308/ Let the horrible interpretations of physical contact and annoyance begin. While I'm all for people being detained or penalized for trying to harm an officer (sorry, but I am) the language for this is SO VAGUE that it's going to be so horribly abused, and people are going to wind up with felonies for no reason other than maybe swinging their arms around in the air like they just don't care.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/dec/17/nypd-for-hire-cops-moonlighting-banks She brings up some very valid points, and I wish NYPD would discuss those points in public.

The New York City Police Department announced Wednesday that it will deploy, then track, what it calls “harmless” gases into the city’s subway system over three non-consecutive days this summer. Read the rest at the link below http://rt.com/usa/nypd-gas-subway-terror-drill-416/

http://www.news10.net/news/watercooler/191485/335/Obiwan-Kenobi-goes-to-the-dark-side ROSEVILLE, CA - Obiwan Kenobi was arrested during the weekend in connection to a hit and run crash that lead to a 4-car pileup in mid-March. Hahahaha..... Really?

http://gizmodo.com/5...r-force-footage "A few days ago, China Central Television showed footage of what they claimed was an air force training exercise conducted on January 23. From the looks of things, they were actually just playing clips from Top Gun."

http://oneofswords.com/2013/01/win-a-turtle-beach-call-of-duty-ear-force-tango/

https://twitter.com/#!/2KGames/statuses/29508918548 If you can't read it, it says - 2K Games The swag winners! @MirceaCalarasu @wwfcb @otakuman5000 @Spikey_Mikey_23 @PeeKnuckle @DaCanadian @ehs06702 @jonadler @Mallin @MittyMandi 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck Don't know what I won yet, but I'm hoping beyond hope, that it's the BANDIT MASK. http://www.2kgames.com/blog/the-ginormous-2k-games-swag-giveaway

i saw your nips they were sexay in stream

If you want to use them, I will be hosting them on my site for the time being. http://skylark95.webs.com/emoticons.html I'll have to see with spawn later if it is possible to add a link when posting a topic to add them.

http://abandonwear.biz/catalog/ There's a few in there I'd wear. Be sure to check out all four pages.

Fox News "Maxim, the bawdy men’s magazine, isn’t exactly known for the modesty of its cover subjects. But at least one observer says that the February issue featuring "Perfect Couples" star Olivia Munn wearing little more than a pair of verrrry transparent lace panties is going a bit too far.“It’s disgusting,” Dan Gainor, Vice President of Business & Culture at the Media Research Center, tells FOX411.“Maxim has moved their magazine from tawdry to full-on pornography.” With America now privy to Munn’s personal grooming habits, Gainor predicts that retailers will race to put the offending issue under the counter. “Any store could have children coming in. If I were a p…

http://www.thinkgeek.com/caffeine/candy/e59b?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL SUHWEEEEET! I'd totally put these in my coffee for that extra double buzz! hahahaha

I'm surprised I haven't made a thread like this yet. RECIPE THREAD.

So, I did this prank on Omegle...I thought it was pretty funny because the person was playing along. I was pretty disappointed when they disconnected lol. It's based off of Ownage Pranks, if any of you are familiar with that, so a lot of the things I said were not my own idea. But lemme know what you think haha. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heyy You: du hello i want to kno if you serve the boo-sack noodle? Stranger: Its not on the menu tonight. Sorry You: wat bout titty lo mein? Stranger: Ran out. Waiting for next shipment. You: i shove chopstick up ur *** Stranger: And I'm a Geisha. Enjoy your fortune cookie You: fuk u u mudder ******* St…

I REALLY just had to go in our back room here at work to get a new keyboard. Pretty sure I short circuited it or something when I laughed hysterically and spit out coffee all over the damn thing while doing my general internet browsing today. This is the cause.

This lady is batshit crazy in some of her tweets, but this just made me do a double take hahaha.