So, I did this prank on Omegle...I thought it was pretty funny because the person was playing along. I was pretty disappointed when they disconnected lol. It's based off of Ownage Pranks, if any of you are familiar with that, so a lot of the things I said were not my own idea. But lemme know what you think haha.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Heyy

You: du hello i want to kno if you serve the boo-sack noodle?

Stranger: Its not on the menu tonight. Sorry

You: wat bout titty lo mein?

Stranger: Ran out. Waiting for next shipment.

You: i shove chopstick up ur ***

Stranger: And I'm a Geisha. Enjoy your fortune cookie

You: fuk u u mudder *******

Stranger: ya fuckin blowjob

You: i take blowjob for fifty cent

Stranger: You must be popular at 7-11

You: yes i would like to speek to some boooooo dee who speake de chinese plz

Stranger: 1 moment. Lemme fetch Lo Wang.

You: ok hurry

Stranger: Herro dis Lo Wang!

You: yes im sorry dat was my wife just talking to you. she's not so good with the english, you know what im sayin, you gotta forvive her for dat

Stranger: OOoooohhhhh, Lo Wang understan. yes yes. Would she like du large serving of the LO WANG special?

You: whats the special? you got some kind of pepper fish or sumthin?

Stranger: Noooo no, is LO WANG special. Made with special wang sauce, with full days serving of meat.

You: alrite alright dat sounds good dog

You: i gotta question tho

You: if i pay extra can you put like extra meat on it? my wifen she really likes all dat u kno what im sayin

Stranger: OOooohhhh you mean LO WANG EXTA special! Yes I give you dat at no exta charge!

You: yea i mean i kno u guys make money off ur meatr and all so im not trying to rip u guys off, ill pay whatever it takes to get like triple meat on that sunn of a *****, u kno what im sayin?

Stranger: I know what u saying mang, Lo Wang knows whatchu saying!

You: aight aight ima put my wife mack on she has a couple more questions for ya i told her bout the meat and shes pretty excited

Stranger: Let Lo Wang handle the talking mang

You: aight gimme one sec

You: du herro?

You: wonq gui here again

Stranger: herro! Dis Lo Wang!

You: yes so uh mi husband he...he say that you guise are giving triple meat at no charge?

Stranger: Yesss yes, LO WANG EXTA special, no exta charge!

You: yessssss well wat kind of meat you offer for this? i want pork. beef is for da mudder fuking ********

Stranger: du LO WANG meat, special meat, no beef

You: does it have pork in it, that is all wonq gui needs to know

You: i no care if you put cow piss in there as long as i have my poooork

Stranger: yes it has pork in it. Like i say, LO WANG meat is a special meat, no beef!

You: good good

You: i will take 3 order of that, yes

You: but i am still wondering about my favorite dishes, u kno....

You: i really want some of the, how you say, boo-sack noodle

You: and tittly lo mein

Stranger: so 3 orda of LO WANG EXTA special... Lo Wang knows specialty locations fo boo-sack noodle an tittly lo mein, no extra cost, you like?

You: i like yes but i am confussssssed

You: how u say in america

You: not sure

You: confused

You: etc

You: if u are not serving it to meeeeee how can i be sure it will be no charge

Stranger: I give you boo-sack noodel and tittly lo mein at my menu price as opposed to other price. It is just special order and may take a little longa

You: okok that sounds goooood

You: one last ting do

You: how good is the titty lo mean uuu are serving?

You: see...

You: my husband, he...big black guy. and he liek the titty lo mein. i must not make him how u say

You: frustrated?

Stranger: do he like perky and bouncy mein or big and squishy mein?

You: mmmmm

You: see that mite be a problem for tyyrese

You: he like perky but squishy as well

Stranger: so he likes in between?

You: yes yes

Stranger: lo wang can do that

Stranger: lo wang is masta chef

You: ok ok

You: wat u have to drink?

Stranger: urr Lo Wang specialty soda, and other soda's

You: yes good we like da sodas

You: how much for this specialty soda?

Stranger: is cheap, come in bundle with Lo Wang Exta special

You: okok

You: so...i will need tree orders of da lo wang special, one of ur specialty sodas, and one orders of the uhhh titty lo mein and boo-sack noodle, yes?

Stranger: yes yes

You: and how much as dey say here, 'moolah" will this be charged?

You: money, u know, how much moneyyyy

Stranger: totol comes to $50 even fo everyting

You: fifty dolla?

Stranger: fitty dolla

You: hm

You: dooooooo uuuuu know what

You: tyyrese mite want something extra special let me go get him, with ur approval

Stranger: hokay

You: hey yo im back again so alright alright my wife is telling me all this stuff she ordered wit y'all, but all i care about is da titty lo mein

You: she told u i like it all perky wit a little bit of crisp, but yes squishy on da inside?

Stranger: yes yes she did

Stranger: lo wang sa masta chef

You: aight aight

Stranger: he make it perky wit a little crisp but squishy on inside

You: so so u being all cool and all rite now so i dont meain no disrespect to yall or nuttin

Stranger: is all cool my brottah

You: but im lookin back tru dis chat log here and it seems way back at da beginning whoeva was talkin to her was all like bein rude and stuff ya kno wat im sayin?

You: and im a ruff dude myself but i want da best for my wife and i dont want no one playin no pranks on her and like poisoning her or somethin

Stranger: hes young pek pek, he is a *****, he just tired high school phone answerer

You: yea yea i gotchu man i worked in fast food for 15 years i know what u be sayin

Stranger: he has his own box, he no where near lo wangs kitchen

You: aight so aight u guys seem like u serve up some extra special **** and all that, u kno what im sayin? and i dig dat

You: but u guys got all credentials and all? like health department approved and all

Stranger: yes sir we serve special special, yes sir we have high end restaurant, all clear, 5 star

You: aight aight i dig dat

You: now, dis is a special request from me , but ill admit i love me some of that titty lo mein. but wonq gui...she loves two things, she likes da meat, which u said u would take care of

You: but she also likes an extra special boo-sack noodle, you dig?

Stranger: Ohhh how special?

You: aw damn

You: well i kno she likes it real, you know, well done. but ima have to go get her and put her back on if u want to hear it from her, cuz she knows better dan me bro

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol. Looks like the chat partner played right along with that one.

That was pretty funny