...between ..

Chuck Norris -vs- Duke Nukem

xD

Chev Chelios

Duke nukem is the alter ego of chuck norris..... and only chuck norris can kick chuck norris's ***.

Duke nukem is the alter ego of chuck norris..... and only chuck norris can kick chuck norris's ***.

so your saying duke would win?

Chuck Norris doesn't stand a chance against Duke Nukem.

Duke Nukem FTW

chuck always wins, even when he loses........ because he never loses. *bitchslap*

the only person who could beat up Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee . .. and Darth Vader can kick the **** out of Bruce Lee. So Darth Vader for the WIN!!

Me.

the only person who could beat up Chuck Norris is Bruce Lee . .. and Darth Vader can kick the **** out of Bruce Lee. So Darth Vader for the WIN!!

I think I've lost all respect for you. LoL

I vote Chuck. Nobody beats Chuck, not even his own alter ego (Duke)

thread is full of win xD

I think I've lost all respect for you. LoL

I vote Chuck. Nobody beats Chuck, not even his own alter ego (Duke)

You can lose all respect for me, and that's fine, you'd still be wrong though.

Sorry Chris .. it's just the way it goes. Third place in all time *** kickers is still pretty good.

9 out of 10 people in this thread agree.

Chuck > Everybody.

Not 9/10. I said Chev Chelios.

9 out of 10 people in this thread agree.

Chuck > Everybody.

Chuck is overrated. What did he do? So he trained with Bruce Lee and was in some movies. That makes him immortal now? Not in the 9/10 either.

I still say 9 out of 10, regardless of the actual voting.

And as evidence I submit the following.

REAL LIFE POWERS INCLUDING FLAMING FISTS, ROUNDHOUSE KICKS AND THROWING CARS

Chuck is unstoppable.

"Ranger CHuck" and "Commando Chuck".. win

By the official rules of internet memes, I now close the door to Chuck Norris. He went past his allotted two weeks and is tearing apart the space time continuum.

/end Norris

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks through closed doors, that's why his meme will never die.

Heck, I'm going to golfing this afternoon and since I have to go home and change anyways I am going to put on my CHUCK NORRIS TSHIRT just because of this! Muahahaha!

You can't stop the power of the beard.

im so awesome .... ill need to find 2 characters for the next battle xD

Can Chuck Norris beat a dead horse? I think he can.

Can there be a tie? lol

your kidding?

Anyone from The Expendables cast wins in a fight against Chuck. ANY of the cast members. Women included. /debate

Sorry, the debate is not over. LOL