oh .. and even more of my childhood memories get raped! .. and what the hell do the Smurf's and Tone-Loc have to do with each other?? .. Peyo is rolling over in his grave!

I'm sure that song's been used a couple of times before in movie trailers. I'm not completely surprised that it got used here too.

Smurf this crap dude. I can't smurfing believe they smurfed this up so smurfing bad. I love me some smurfing NPH, but this was one bad smurfing idea on his part.

Here we go.

Here we go.

You knew it was coming dude. Only a matter of time. Might as well be sooner rather than later.

You knew it was coming dude. Only a matter of time. Might as well be sooner rather than later.

Smurfings Spawn, how is your Smurfing day? Mine is Smurftastic. I must get Smurfing, I have important Smurf things to do. Smurf ya later!

A smurf movie? Really?

Smurf's Up Dude!

As if the first teaser trailer wasn't bad enough, here's the theatrical trailer. It really is worse than I thought possible.

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A nice breeze up my enchanted forest?

For smurf's sake, this is going to smurfing smurf a big smurf.

And on top of that... ANOTHER movie in 3D

I don't even like the smurfs even when I was a kid, but I don't remember them being in New York.

I also don't remember smurfs even alluding to genitalia (i.e. "Enchanted Forest").

/facepalm

http://eyebleach.com/ (slightly NSFW)

What. The. Fck.

The anus of my childhood has almost gotten used to being raped by Hollywood at this point. Yet this takes the smurfing cake.

... as I said before .... Peyo is rolling over in his grave!