Hey boys and girls, holy crap did I get some crappy merch this year! And YOU can win it! Yes sir!

First up, Inflatable Dead Space 2 Plasma Cutter!

Holy hell that is a crappy looking gun! Take it in the pool with you and have fun. Next up: Comic Jumper T-Shirt

I won this from Microsoft for coming in THIRD place in a Hydro Thunder contest! THIRD! My shame is your reward. You won't find this ugly mofo anywhere else. It's hideous!

All you have to do is post here saying 'Hot damn this is the crappiest contest ever!' or some variation like that! Contest ends Friday August 6th.

Who knows, there might be some other cool stuff in this package, maybe some stuff that's not crappy at all.

'Hot damn this is the most Dead Space piece of friggin crap ever!'

Hot damn, Dead Space pool toy!

Hot damnation! I hath produced trinkets of much greater value out of mine posterior!

No Halo: Reach Noble 6 avatar helmets? Sad Bogey

Hot damn this is the most craptacularist contest ever.

I think if Stardy enters, his entry should get two for that comic jumper shirt. Has a bitchin' star in it. lol

Omfg I want that shirt!

"Oh hot damn, look at this contest, its like one of those guys from Gamercide or something!"

hot damn piece of **** ******* damn ******* contest ever.

Hot Damn! Yada Yada Yada.

Hot damn this is the crappiest contest ever but I like crappy contests

hot damn cody. i thought i'd be the only one who wanted that shirt.

I think if Stardy enters, his entry should get two for that comic jumper shirt. Has a bitchin' star in it. lol

I actually have two of the shirt. lol. I have a medium and a large depending on who wins. Believe me, I'm willing to part with both!

Hot damn I hate not being close enough to any Con or Expo to go get any "crappy" swag.

Hot damn I hate not being close enough to any Con or Expo to go get any "crappy" swag.

Dude I traveled from NY to San Diego for this premium swag.

Dude I traveled from NY to San Diego for this premium swag.

Wife and 2 4-year olds keep me from traveling like that anymore.

does the wife know about the 24 year olds?

I seem to remember a bag of owl droppings that produced more interest. now that was a crappy contest,lol.

I seem to remember a bag of owl droppings that produced more interest. now that was a crappy contest,lol.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!! I remember sending that to Ban. Good times... good times indeed. LoL I seem to recall Ban having fun with that one.

Hot damn! This contest is so awesome, Ban should do what he wanted to when he was playing Mega Man 9!!! Via Twitter: "Mega Man 9 is so hard that I want to rip off my scrotum and wear it as a hat!"

Hot damn this is the crappiest contest ever!

Last minute entrys ftw.

This contest is so crappy i didnt notice it until now.

hot damn this is the crappiest hot damn contest I ever did see hot damn.

Arg, long day. I'm back! Now its time to randomize this biotch and see who gets this amazing package of crap.

THE WINNER IS... SPAWN622.

Spawn, PM me your address. Your mailbox is about to get rocked, hard.

HELL YEAH!! Out of all the contests I don't enter, this is the one I REALLY wanted to win. Thanks for putting it on for us Ban, really cool of you bro.