https://clips.twitch.tv/merkery/FrailDeerOhMyDog

I'm sure there will be lots more in this thread soon enough lol

Messed around a bit more, and though it's a change of pace, this game has nothing on Rust. Let's hope like hell they improve it drastically in very short order.  I guess everything has it's beginnings, but damn they are asking a lot for a game in it's current state.

 

lol, I do see it can have it's moments though.

Got our first dancer slave. She gives us a 10 stack of health regen (great) and she removes corruption (FANTASTIC!)

and then there's this guy.

I was surprised how fast she removed the corruption too.


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Patch notes from today. Hopefully the rubber banding is better after this. I read they're adding the ability to ban on private servers soon.

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PATCH 02.02.2017

FEBRUARY 2 - COMMUNITY MANAGER (JENS ERIK)

Please restart your clients and Community Servers to make sure they receive the latest update to the game.

Changelog:
 

• Removed network congestion from big buildings, reducing lag
• Disabled random NPC taunts during combat
• Fixed an issue with some players getting stuck after character creation
• Fixed a bug where loading screens disappear (showing main menu or the world)
• Fixed incorrect settings on port values for servers, making it less likely you will be disconnected when entering a new server
• Added a “Show full servers” checkbox to the server window
• Introduced a possible fix for building pieces not loading properly
• Graphics driver check on startup, encouraging you to update if needed
• Several other minor tweaks and improvements
• Fixed thralls resetting on server restart. The issue occured if people picked up then placed their thralls again. They weren't being saved.

We thank you for your patience as we continue to improve and update Conan Exiles.

 

There was a patch earlier in the morning when I was on. The lag was terrible all over. After that patch went out, though, it seemed much better.

Fappy and I brave the sandstorm

The wall of the sandstorm before us entering it

Every time I come to this thread I see the bouncy fruit basket and then realize I'm at work.  Must resist dropping money for a real PC to play games with you guys.  MUST. RESIST.

Don't resist! Actually. I'm sitting on an i5. It was a media box but can fit a half decent gpu. Want it?

YOU CAN DO EEEET!

Do it, Spawn!

Now, this is exactly the type of support system a guy trying to pay off his wife's student loans needs.  lol

Note the. "Give you" part if my post. 

It was noted.  I can't let you give me something that may sit for a long time before I can actually use it.  Wouldn't feel right.  Awesome offer for sure.

But ... BOUNCING FRUIT BASKETS!

Fruit baskets indeed. Now, if my stupid script will keep working, I can enjoy myself.

BUG REPORT

Hit a croc with a truncheon and he does this. Kill him, and he goes flying.

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Showed it to the CM for Conan. lol

LOL. That's awesome. Possessed Croc. 

I posted it on Reddit last night. 2800 views and counting. lol

You can do it to that Emu bird thing and the elephant as well. lol

 

haha. No surprise there. I think my server utility is done until they release some way to access the console server side. Need to jump on and give the game another go now that some patches are out.

I'm semi patiently waiting for the crafting queue bug to be fixed. I refuse to give up on our legendary smelter thrall.