If you had to teach something,

What would you teach?

Well, sex would definitely be the nicest but class would always end early.

Well, sex would definitely be the nicest but class would always end early.

Nice Nick lol.

I dunno really. I think I would like to teach music classes, preferably jazz band.

Science, the universe, Earth. I'd teach children how f*cking awesome the world is while they're still young. You only have to look at the vast, starry night sky to see how amazing the universe is. How to appreciate life and such.

Creative writing.

Programming and fixing computers.

I think I'd also teach music.

I would teach the basics of how to handle money.

Real History

I would teach a common courtesy and manners class.

After reading Siren's, I want to change mine.

How to keep your face out of your iDevice (AKA You're not more important than those around you).

I would teach History and Coach a sport.

I would teach the basics of how to handle money.

They SHOULD teach this. My senior year my English teacher taught us some things about money and credit and such,

I agree. Should be a part of economics. Cover a little supply and demand then move on to managing debt. Mortgages, credit cards, loans, etc.

My entire economics class focused around our "pretend stock market."

It was really,really dumb

Yep. I can't remember what all ours covered, but I know it left out the basics. Who needs to know how the stock market works when they can't even figure the total cost of their home on a 30 year loan.

And let's be real here. How many public school kids from average families will EVER get involved in the stock market?

Writing.

Writing.

Good one.

Survival skills.

Pokemon... You will learn the difference between Useful and WORTHLESS Pokemon.

wrestling

Creative writing, for sure.

Football

Wow i dont know if this counts but the only thing i can teach is survival. Living from the land hunting, fishing, growing food, etc..... take only what you need.. respect the land.. Never had anyone to show me. i've learn everything from trial and error. Love taking my kids or others to the wood point out trees, plants, animals, what you can eat in the woods, poisons. call it wierd but If technology ever fails i want something to fall back on.

Real classes would be Lit or History. If it was a fun course I'd say poker.