There's a warrant out for your arrest? What did you do?

I stole the wildly rare and costly Mimic MLP from an 8 year old girl in the early '80's. Still in it's packaging.

I shot a Khajiit leaving a poop on my damn lawn.

I shot a Khajiit leaving a poop on my damn lawn.

lolwut?

What the hell is a khajit?

Ya know, Elder Scrolls. As in Oblivion and Skyrim.

It may or may not have involved a druid and half a dozen alliance members. But I dont think you knew any of them so dont worry to much!

Indecent exposure and public urination.

White Collar crime for trading stocks with insider information.

Ok PK that makes more sense, I knew the word looked familar.

Stealthy, you would go for attempted murder,.

Ok PK that makes more sense, I knew the word looked familar.

Stealthy, you would go for attempted murder,.

attempted? i feel kinda insulted here

Yeah, there may be a murder, but you're not talking. That, and we can't understand moo.

its a beautiful language really, maybe one day ill teach it to you

I don't know, I mean you talk with your mouth open..