http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/

You got to hand it to Valve / Steam and their marketing departments. Wonderfully brilliant. Epically meta.

hurry up would you people. i want to play portal 2 now. lol

Wow. This is brilliant. Firing something up now!

If the bar continues to move at about the same pace, it will be unlocked a little before 10PM CST on Monday night (mind the little extra I had left at the end).

Well, I played a little bit of AAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAHHH yesterday, but that's the only potato game I have.

I'm changing my guess to Monday at 8PM CST.

http://skylark95.co.cc/steam/portal2calc.htm

I got tired of trying to figure out the estimated release date, so I just wrote something that would do it for me. lol

That's really slick, dude. Nice job.

Either people are giving up or not enough people are on because it is late. Either way I want to play it tomorrow when I get back from classes around 8:30.

http://www.aperturescience.com/glados@home/ Glados is eating all the potatoes!

Got the call for the midnight release. lol, forgot I had it preordered. I need to go and move it to something else since I own this on Steam.

I suggest not watching any Portal or Portal 2 streams on JTV. Fucking kids are running around spoiling it in all the channels.

that's normal procedure for new games with me. avoid jtv for the first few days

08:57 - Default boot scheduled to finish in 10:53:35

08:58 - Activating emergency distributed computing grid...

09:00 - GLaDOS@home starting...

09:01 - Recruiting cpus to force faster boot sequence...

19:55 - Calculations complete for The Wonderful End of the World. Recalculating a new launch projection...

11:55 - Calculations complete for 1... 2... 3... Kick It!. Recalculating a new launch projection...

21:00 - Calculations complete for AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity. Recalculating a new launch projection...

04:00 - Calculations complete for RUSH. Recalculating a new launch projection...

10:15 - Calculations complete for Cogs. Recalculating a new launch projection...

15:35 - Calculations complete for Toki Tori. Recalculating a new launch projection...

20:20 - Calculations complete for BIT.TRIP BEAT. Recalculating a new launch projection...

10:50 - Engaging starch-based power cells

11:00 - Reboot safety test protocol initiated...

11:00 - Relaxation chamber locks released...

11:00 - Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions...

11:00 - Pre-release lethality assessment initiated...

12:40 - Calculations complete for Audiosurf. Recalculating a new launch projection...

15:35 - Calculations complete for The Ball. Recalculating a new launch projection...

20:00 - Preliminary lethality assessment complete

20:00 - Results inconclusive

20:00 - Expanding candidate pool

All a very elaborate ploy. All the computations will be complete and the potatoes consumed right as the timer hits 0. Entertaining none-the-less.

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