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I couldn't resist. LoL

It's awesome. Bring it ******. Also I was wondering if I could use the system restore disk that came with this computer and put it on my old computer? I sort of want to give that one to my parents, their computer is so bad it's embarrassing.

So, I just got home an hour or so ago from a lovely 12 hour work day on Saturday. I hit some moonshine shots before I left, and am drinking beer now. Also have about a 1/4 gallon of shine left that I'll hit in between. Not much beer left so I need to spread it out. Anyhow, my wife is out of town, it's Saturday night and I'm just getting drunk. Anyone wanna join me? lol I'm thinking I want to stream something, but I can't think what. Got an energy drink waiting. All in all I'm just drunk posting, but either way! Join me !

If you would like to view the classified documents, follow this linky to the UK's government website. For the story,linky. It's way to long to post. To sum it up, the UK has released a lot of classified UFO documents including things that the UN was in on, along with the UK miiitary, and police and some other interesting tib bits and facts. Whether or not you believe in UFO's is your opinion, but it's still an interesting read if you have the time

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Some the genius in the below video decided to steal someone's laptop. Unfortunately for the thief, the tech saavy owner was able to remotely gain access to the laptop and record the perp doing a little victory dance. http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/g8x8m/this_idiot_stole_somebodys_laptop_and_the_owner/ Sooooo, after the thief discovered his ridiculous dance moves were being plastered all over Youtube and teh interwebz in general he went onto the victim's Facebook page to post the following apology and request to remove the videos of him online. LOL! What a tool!!! I love the video though.

Anyone here read web-comics? My hands down favorite is Ctrl-Alt-Del but I check up on Cyanide and Happiness occasionally. Here is a recent one that cracked me up: Linky.

I just bought this Queen bed at my local Costco for $399 (with instant rebate at checkout). This bed Is awesome! Anyone needing a bed that's priced right should look into this. We picked it up in a Lexus 4 door. You read that right. It comes wrapped in a box with wheels and a handle. It was easy to take up the stairs and set up! I know this is kind of a random post but with all the terrible beds out there priced higher than this one I thought I'd share my find with you guys! Link: http://www.costco.com/Browse/Product.aspx?prodid=11621595&whse=BC&topnav=

Wont be looooong now.

Is it this much? While it is a cool tattoo I don't think I would go that far for a Video Game. NBA Players Tattoo SALT LAKE CITY -- We all know Utah Jazz forward Andrei Kirilenko goes off the beat of his own drummer -- evident by his fun-loving personality and his latest long locks. Now AK-47 has taken it a step further. In fact, this is a giant leap. He got a tattoo that covers his entire back, from shoulder to shoulder. And mind you, this is his first tattoo. We're not talking about a basketball on his calf, a Jazz logo on his shoulder blade or a tribal band on his bicep; we're talking about a child-sized portrait of what is apparently AK's World of Warcraft character…

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This Friday, September 30th, Fryaga is hosting a giveaway at 9 AM PST. He is giving away FOUR copies of Alpha Protocol for PC (Steam). If any of you on the crew could start promoting this all over, it'd be massively appreciated! Thank you. Links to the event will be or Both links go to the same place.

So I sent a picture of a cheesesteak to avahra, and upon opening the image she thought it was a *****. I felt like sharing this

Is it sad when I can measure how much homework I have had and how busy I have been by my steam account? How much do I want this last semester to be over right about now. lol

So, I did this prank on Omegle...I thought it was pretty funny because the person was playing along. I was pretty disappointed when they disconnected lol. It's based off of Ownage Pranks, if any of you are familiar with that, so a lot of the things I said were not my own idea. But lemme know what you think haha. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Heyy You: du hello i want to kno if you serve the boo-sack noodle? Stranger: Its not on the menu tonight. Sorry You: wat bout titty lo mein? Stranger: Ran out. Waiting for next shipment. You: i shove chopstick up ur *** Stranger: And I'm a Geisha. Enjoy your fortune cookie You: fuk u u mudder ******* St…

After an investigation into what he could do with gravity and magnetic fields, Dutch designer Jólan van der Wiel created these peculiar seats by fusing raw materials with the two natural forces. Called ‘Gravity Stools’, each seat is formed using a specially made machine that uses gravity and magnets, instead of electricity. Made from a mix of plastics and iron shavings, these fantastic sustainable designs are unique, low-impact and an inimitable explosion of color. Follow the link for all the images of the grown furrniture http://inhabitat.com/jolan-van-der-wiels-amazing-stools-are-shaped-using-magnetic-fields-and-the-force-of-gravity/

A former female police officer, suspecting randy colleagues were abusing Minnesota’s driver’s license database to look her up, discovered that 104 officers in 18 different agencies across the state had accessed her driver’s license record 425 times, using the state database as their personal Facebook service. An audit found that officers in the Dakota County Sheriff’s office, Bloomington Police, and state troopers, were among those who illegally accessed the file of Anne Marie Rasmusson over the course of nearly four years. There were 24 police officers in Minneapolis who accessed her record 133 times, and 42 officers in St. Paul who looked her up 175 times. A female offi…

http://www.masterofmalt.com/vodka/100000-scovilles-naga-chilli-vodka/ Good lord, I really want to try this or at least have it around for conversation/torture of guests. I can't bring myself to spend the ~$80 (for the bottle plus shipping to the U.S.) but I'm going to bookmark the page for a future purchase.

http://www.sears.com/shc/s/search_10153_12605?keyword=+love+butt+plugs%26i_cntr=1331040236773 So they took down the official product page (due to some outrage so far I guess), but if you click the above link it still shows up in the item search. Here is a larger picture of the shirt. lol

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In the United Kingdom, publicists didn’t get much bigger or more controversial than Max Clifford. Having built his career representing everyone from Frank Sinatra to Muhammad Ali, the quick-witted, silver-haired Clifford had become, as one journalist put it, “a master manipulator of the tabloid media.” Perhaps most notoriously, Clifford resurrected singer Freddie Starr’s concert tour in 1986 by planting the sensational headline “Freddie Starr Ate My Hamster” in the Sun. Like the rumor of Ozzy Osbourne biting off the head a bat, the story generated so much attention that it sold out Starr’s tour. The decision by the marketing team at BMG Interactive to hire such a powerful…

VIRGINIA BEACH, VA (RNN) - An F/A-18D Hornet Navy fighter jet crashed into an apartment complex near Virginia Beach, VA, sending fuel and debris flying and erupting into flames. Both crew members - who ejected at the very last moment to avoid a nearby school - and five civilians on the ground are being treated at local hospitals. The plane crashed shortly after takeoff. An eyewitness to the plane crash, George Pilkington, said that within two or 300 yards of where the plane crashed, the aircraft emptied its jet fuel, with its nose up, and crashed into a building at the Mayfair Mews Apartments. At least five buildings have been heavily damaged. AP is reporting the fire has…