http://midnightresistance.co.uk/articles/game-rumour-generator

 

This is too fun. My first one

 

Capcom are combining Mario with Half-Life. The twist? It's controlled using 'virtual dildonics'

 

Nintendo are combining Resident Evil with Zelda. The twist? It's going to star Steve Buscemi

SOLD

That would be an awesome game! haha

"Jeff Minter and Ivan Zorzin are combining Farming Simulator with Mass Effect. The twist? It's indistinguishable from reality."

lol

Some ex-Free Radical guys are combining Forza with Half-Life. The twist? It's based on an old George Lucas screenplay

Some ex-Free Radical guys are combining Forza with Half-Life. The twist? It's based on an old George Lucas screenplay

And this one sounds good : Microsoft Game Studios are combining Metal Gear with Rock Band. The twist? It's merging the two worlds in a multiverse beat-em up

Ubisoft Reflections are combining Final Fight with Killzone. The twist? It's westernized for a western audience

 

Awesome.

Infinity Ward are combining Doom with Rez. The twist? It's technically a new version of Android

 

Cliffy B's new studio are combining Mario with Lemmings. The twist? It's only using the colour red