http://www.fiftyshadesgenerator.com/

Oh wow.... this is hilarious. You could write a book with it and probably make millions.

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The pounding makes me spritz my flange custard all over his pink tractor beam. With his long-dong silver slamming deep into my quim, the sensation of his pink tractor beam smashing my cervix made me quiver like Vanessa Feltz's diesel-powered vibrator. The unrelenting orgasms from his huge ***** thrusting my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a pregnant nun. He curled a giant colon cobra on my boobage just so he could suck it up like a hungry hungry hippo. He munched on my lunchmeat, even though I'd had my redwings for the best part of a week.

Lmao @ "stench trench"!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Lol, and its better than the real book too.

Colon cobra will give me nightmares.

So, I posted this to my facebook...aand it just so turns out my friend knows the person who actually made this glorious gem

Same here PK. Funny but oh so wrong.

LOL!!!!

".....Now, I've seen more helmets than Hitler, but the sight of his cervix cigar made my beige slime haemorrhage like Augustus Gloop at Willy Wonka's chocolate river."

Looks better than the book. Lol

i fapped

"Inserting a 10 inch purple battery-operated monster into my **** holster got me spraying minge mucus faster than a greased weasel ****. By now, my sperm socket was frothing like a leaky tap. My quim was trembling like a rat on acid. The unrelenting orgasms from his devil's bagpipe ******* my gaping clam cavern made me come so hard, I began sweating like a fat slag in a disco. After having my hatchet wound plowed, he then proceeded to plow my poop chute"

Spraying Minge Mucus disturbs me.

Yeah, that and the word "frothing" just is sooo not a sexy word. lol, Nice Siren.