Just for fun.

The Lion, The Witch, and the The Wardrobe is a crime story about Detective Lion and his bumbling partner Officer Wardrobe trying to solve the clues and rescue some children from the evil Witch before time runs out. It's a cold winter, find out if our heroes can save the children in time in the chilling conclusion.

SCI-FI PORN

Anyone else got one lol?

Fifty Shades of Grey is a classy tale of a well dressed businessman on holiday meeting the love of his life. Things turn tragic as his business begins to fail, but in the end will he find that true happiness exists beyond the tie, all the success and profits, and rather in the actual enjoyment of what's real and in front of him?

Kyle Beck had waited for this moment all his life. His grandfather, Lyle, had told him of the great glowy critter bug that had enormous powers. If one were to ever catch it, they'd have power unlimited. Join Kyle as he backpacks across the great state of Idaho, in search of great power. Be astonished right along with Kyle, as he learns the mythical creature is 30' tall, and able to swallow humans in one gulp.

Laid back playboy billionaire, Thadeus Dromedary, learns there is more to life than hot cars and fast women when he takes a trip to the exotic beach planet of Targessa for what he thought would be a relaxing vacation. After meeting up with Aurumus, a gold plated synthetic samurai with a surfboard sword, the two must Hang Ten across the purple sands and maroon waters of this pleasure planet to stop the evil menace of the invading Silver Anatidae intruders!

Do you have the patience of a Zen Monk?

Being a talk show host, having a few near-death experiences, and suffering from OCD and a debilitating fear of germs. Basically, whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

What happens when your cat is really a spy? Follow the true life tale of Georgia,a young actress as all her secrets get spilled into the public world because of her super cat named Angus. You've never read a more riveting tail about dirty laundry.

A game of musical chairs played with porcelain thrones. When you play the game of porcelain thrones you win or you die.

Porcelain thrones, ha. Some pretty good ones.

A tragic tale of one monkey's struggle to overcome cocaine addiction. He may think he's living large at first, but everything comes spiraling down as he realizes the true repercussions of his dangerous addiction.

And other stories of horrific stupid things people have done while driving

I love this thread lol

Doctor Timothy Robbins explains why it's important to have a healthy colon, and why healthy servings of foods like fruits, vegetables, and fiber, are so important in our daily lives.

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Lord Of the Flies is a riviting tale about a mans journey into the deepest jungles of insect worship.

The semi drought ravaged town of Cantor had its long awaited dream come true, when for two weeks solid, their town was sprinkled on relentlessly. No one was hurt, no area within miles had any flooding, and a cacophony of rain gutters squealed in unison, signaling a promising new, moister, future.

Earth, 2049. It is a bleak, dystopian future full of multi-colored explosions. Shortly after being developed, an advanced AI system took on a will of its own, went insane, and gained control of the last major city, watching over it with it's all-seeing, disembodied, holographic eyes and mouth. Only one man still knows how to stop the rogue AI, Gatsby, the one who it is foretold shall save the future.

Back in the early 20's Arnold Pepperbottom was at his prime. A glorified actor he was beloved by millions and infected with every STD known to man. And then tragedy happened, a jealous backstage hand had learned of Pepperbottom's intent to marry the hottest girl in all of Maryland. Jack Dingleberry staged the most horrific accidental stage death the world had ever seen, and as the world mourned for the loss of Pepperbottom his restless soul returned to forever haunt the stage.

Every STD known to man. And then tragedy happened. lol

Scott Marshall returns home after a normal day of work only to find a house of ashes and no sign of his family. On the mailbox lays a just-out candle. a note. and a map with a solitary X on Alaska. Will he ever unravel the mystery of the map and note to find his way to the criminals who stole his possessions, happiness, and family? What awaits him at the "X"?

Kevin. A man of mystery. His whole life has been shrouded in the shadows of unquestioned worship by women..but what happens when they start to ask the difficult questions? Who is Kevin really? Why has Kevin not returned my phone calls? Follow the tale of two women as they discover the truth

Journey into a world of imagination and adventure in Ava's Room, a voyeuristic tale of what happens in a girl's room when no one's looking. Are there swordfighting penguins? Tea parties? Bunnies? Murder mysteries? Let's hide in that tree by her window and find out!

Sword fighting in Ava's room? Interesting. LOL

LOL I often hold jousting tournaments.

This book doesn't actually give you any reasons for anything. It's actually a cookbook with 13 delicious recipes.

THis is the story of a mans cross country journey while on acid.