Soooooo, apparently in Japan, Burger King has a promotion where you can put bacon on anything for a small fee.

For the low, low price of around a buck and a quarter, you can add a whopping (pun intended) FIFTEEN PIECES of bacon to your Whopper (or whatever else).

I can't imagine 15 pieces of bacon. Some Japanese website, Rocket News, decided to kick it up to a gratuitous limit though. "Have It Your Way" indeed!!!!

Over ONE THOUSAND pieces of bacon (que Dragonball meme), on a single Whopper!

Watch this. lol My stomach hurts just looking at it.

Epic. Not gonna lie, I'd definitely get a Whopper with 15+ pieces of bacon on it.

Epic. Not gonna lie, I'd definitely get a Whopper with 15+ pieces of bacon on it.

15 PLUS? Like how many are we talking about? 30? lmao

15 PLUS? Like how many are we talking about? 30? lmao

Sure. A piece of bacon is a small, delicious morsel. Surely the awesomeness multiplies when it's eaten in a more significant amount than a couple miniscule strips (excluding the craziness of that 1000 piece burger).

I wonder how many calories is on that damn thing.

15 calories in one piece of Burger King bacon

15 calories X 1,050 pieces of bacon = 15,750 calories

Whopper w/ Cheese calories (734) + Bacon calories (15,750) = SIXTEEN THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED EIGHTY ONE CALORIES

That thing is ridiculous. That's not even good bacon! Microwave crap! There's a place here called Slater's 50/50, they have 50% bacon, 50% beef patties. Those are almost too much to handle. The burgers are delicious though.

http://www.faperture.net/food-adventures-slaters-5050/

I think I had a small heart attack just looking at that.