Post any funny omegle conversations you have had.

http://omegle.com/

Stranger: hi, ASL

You: Stephen?

Stranger: stephen??????? what you mean?

You: Stephen?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Brad and I have been messing with people and asking for each other.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: y r little girlz so hawt?

You: Because you think they look like your mother.

You: Brad?

Stranger: no i don't think so

You: You don't think at all

You: Brad?

Stranger: ya i do

You: I don't think so

You: Brad?

Stranger: i think u have problems

You: Perhaps

You: BRAD!

You have disconnected.

Your not very popular Pk...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Peeknuckle?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: heyy

You: Syc?

Stranger: huh?

You: what?

Stranger: what does syc mean

You: Syc?

Stranger: mhm

You: Yes.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This was from awhile ago, so I'll have to do this from memory:

You: Todos los dulces en todo el mundo en mis pantalones!!!

Stranger: Hi

Stranger: Are you a boy or girl

You: I'm whatever you want me to be

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Do you like FIFA?

Stranger: i don't know what that is

You: A video game about soccer

Stranger: ohhh

Stranger: not really

You: Kevin?

Stranger: hey

You: hi

You: i have no friends, wanna be my friend?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Didn't want to be my friend

lmao, now i'm hooked on this site

Stranger: heyYou: bonjourStranger: what's up?You: ca va mal, et tu?Stranger: i do not speak french D:You: Je regretteYou: ahhhYou: umm, i speak english littleStranger: okayYou: uhhhh, how you are?Stranger: good how are you?You: i are well, things are good

You: Do you like FIFA?

Stranger: i don't know what that is

You: A video game about soccer

Stranger: ohhh

Stranger: not really

You: Kevin?

Classic!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: YO

You: WHAT UP N*GGA

Stranger: SUP

You: WEST SIDE?

Stranger: HELLS YAA U?

You: F-UCKING SOUTH SIDE SON

You: MAN

You: F-UCK NORTH

Stranger: YOU SUCKK

You: YO DOGG

You: DON'T HATE

Stranger: YAA?

You: I RESPECT YOU

You: AND YO SIDE

Stranger: AND I RESPECT YOU TOO

You: OKAYYou: SO...

You: F-UCK NORTH?

Stranger: IN FACT IM IN LOVE WITH YOU

You: OH S-HIT

You: THIS SOME NOTEBOOK S-HIT RIGHT HERE

Stranger: BE MYYY BABIESSS DADDYYYY

You: ONLY IF YOU BE MINES!

Stranger: HELLLSSS YAAA

Stranger: BITCHH

You: MO'FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stranger: MUDAAAAFUCKAAA

Stranger: <3

You: <3

You: DOG

You: NO HOMO

Stranger: NO HOMO

You: BUT I CAN'T QUIT YOU

You: SON

Stranger: HAHAHAHA

Stranger: SAMEEE

You: OH S-HIT

Stranger: OH CRAPP

You: BUT DUDE

You: YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE?

Stranger: WHATT?

You: FRAKING PARENTS DOGGGG

Stranger: SAMESSSSS

You: THEY SAYING

You: "You can't be with him"

Stranger: WHATT THEY SAYINGG?

Stranger: UGHHHH

Stranger: F-UCK THEMM

You: "Because he isn't like us"

You: BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND TRUE LOVE

You: YO

Stranger: and whats "likee youu"?

Stranger: THEY DONTT

You: I WAS LIKE

You: F-UCK YA'LL

Stranger: THEYY BE DAYUMM BITCHEZZ

You: I'M OUT!You: THEY IS

You: THEY IS

Stranger: WERRRDDDD

You: STRAIGHT UP

Stranger: where you from?

You: Like I said

You: South side

You: aka: F-UCKING ANTARTICA

Stranger: hahahahahahaha