This is just too hilarious.  Officer spots people getting freaky in a pickup truck.  Officer approaches said steamy vehicle.  Officer commands coitus to cease.  And then?

 

 

While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger's seat.  The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says.  But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.

 

WHO DOES THAT!?  I mean really?  A cheeseburger as a sandal?  Even I don't think I've been THAT drunk that I'd try something like that (and that is saying something hahaha)

 

http://loganville.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/report-couple-caught-having-sex-in-waffle-house-parking-lot

Actually I am going to put that scenario on my bucket list. That just sounds like fun times all around.

I have passed our face first in potato salad but never that.