That if you're ever sprayed in the face with mace

Johnson and Johnson baby shampoo works WONDERS on helping relieve the burn.

Note: I personally did not get maced in the face

Today my daughter learned that PS3 games are not DVD's.....R.I.P MY NEW WALKING DEAD GAME... Daddy it didnt work so i threw it out.

Oh man! You'll both look back at that one day and laugh. lol

it helps when your sprayed in the butt too

Today I learned that Christian Bale is a dirty mother****er.

Yeah PK we prob will....i dug it out cleaned it off and took it back to Gamestop....the kid behind the desk gladly gave me a new one. Well more like he didnt care

so what happened that you learned this new fun fact about mace avahra?

OH, you know the usual.

Some guy was pestering a hooker so she maced him in the face

Fun fact: This applies to most peppers that are hot and miserable! You can get capsaicin burns when chopping peppers in the kitchen without protective latex gloves. I found this out last week when cooking and my hands hurt like a mofo. Yay internet.

I stepped on a pepper when I had a cut on my foot. It was like being stung by an insect continuously. Sucked so bad. haha

We have a guy in our fire co use Dave Insanity sauce on his wings the scratch his balls...it was gross but funny as hell

We have a guy in our fire co use Dave Insanity sauce on his wings the scratch his balls...it was gross but funny as hell

That Dave's Insanity sauce is nasty stuff! lol

Today I learned: Apparently people mailed children through the United States Postal Service...

http://www.genealogybank.com/gbnk/newsletter-archives/1107/article

Oh it is nasty. 1 toothpick had me down

Okay, I have a pepper story.

My dad makes Jalapeño poppers. For those of you who don't know, a Jalapeño popper is a jalapeño that is wrapped in cheese, breaded and then grilled. Usually with bacon wrapped around it. When I was about 13 years old, I was helping my father cook. I've never eaten his jalapeño poppers before and was excited to try one. I was cutting up the jalapeños with my dad and after awhile we had finished. I didn't have any issues with my hands, but I did have to use the restroom. I used the restroom (number 2, lets keep it classy) and there was a heat that spread like fire. Oh by the gods how it burnt. Never again have I handled a hot pepper. Never again shall I. Now Gamercide knows my shame.

Ouch...i dont even like my TP warm....i cant pic that pain...but it is funny as hell

It's really funny, at least in retrospect. For the record, when you dip your manhood in milk, it soothes it.

For some reason I just imagined you grabbing some kid's Yahoo! and dunking it in there with extreme satisfaction.

Basically that's what happened.

Butter works too..lol

I watched my brother soak a chicken wing in it and after consuming said chicken wing, squirm around on the floor in tears. It was hilarious.

I've been that fool too. I think i drank a gallon of mike and ate a loaf of bread. I swore i was having a heart attack. On the lighter side i did give my entire fire co a great laugh