When you are her age,

What will matter to you the most?

Grandkids and Social Security.

Also the 75 pills I'll need to take each day.

Grandkids, depends, and walker races.

That I have saved enough to enjoy my retirement, and my wife. Cause I'm sure she will out live me.

Xbox 1800, playstation 8, gamercide and remembering where I left things.

Grandkids, and doing whatever I want.

Retirement, the start of my late age alcoholism, late age drug addiction, and video games. All the video games. All the drugs.

Being old is an excuse to do all the bad things you can't do when you're younger because they're unhealthy!

When I'm PK's age I'll probably value my retirement, incontinence apparel and Viagra coupons. Which could be a mixed blessing because I'll most likely have forgone caring enough to wear pants by then.

I thought pogre was oldest... Huh.

I'm not the oldest, either.

Anyone over 25 is ancient. Fact. Maybe it's time for some of you to start pooping out ze grand babies. My babies will still be better than your babies though. If you don't believe me, I challenge you to a baby battle!

If I end up a grandparent any time soon, I'm pretty sure it's still legal for me to have him neutered...

I thought we made it clear, Mike. You are not to procreate.

=p

Let's make a gambling ring. Everyone needs to have a child that is 3 by the year 2017. Then we give them helmets, giant q-tips and let them loose. Last one standing wins.

EDIT: This gives everyone sufficient chance to get laid by 2014.