First one to answer, leaves their own "would you rather" question.

Would you rather:

As a man, wake up to find you have grown non-removable D cup breasts or that your testicles have disappeared?

As a woman, wake up to find you have grown non-removable testicles or that your breasts have disappeared?

No testicles = less responsibility.

Would you rather:

Have a really annoying neighbor that doesn't quit that you can get laid with any time or

have the best lay in the world come around once a year?

Have the best lay once a year. I don't think with my ******.

Would you rather move every 6 months? (internationally included)

Or

Live in the same place your whole life?

Live in the same place your whole life

Would you rather.....

Hook up with a hooker who has an STD

or

Hear your parents having the s.e.x?

Hear my parents having sex, I could laugh about it later.

Would you rather

Have Cheetos fingers forever

or

A corn kernel eternally stuck in your throat

cheetos

be perpetually stoned or eternally sober?

Very easy, eternally sober, already am, don't care to use alcohol or drugs.

Would you rather

Spontaneously combust several times a day

or

Have everything you touch with your hands freeze?

combust!

never be able to hear music again or only hear only karaoke versions of everything....bad karaoke!

Never be able to hear music. I think that would be quite an interesting predicament.

To not be able to read and just naturally be able to integrate and educate yourself, or be able to read and constantly have to educate yourself through books to prevent being left behind by society?

read.

travel forward in time or back? you can do it as many times as you want, but you cant go the other way beyond the present.

Back in time.

Would you rather give up all modern communication technology. Internet, cell phones, etc. Or be constantly linked to the network via an implant. With no way to 'log off'

Constantly linked.

Would you rather never see another movie, or never play another game?

Never see another movie, I can't sit still for them anyhow.

Would you rather burp confetti or fart glitter

What a great question. Love it. lol

I thought it was an easy one to answer, and then I thought about it more. Instantly thought burping confetti, but if you fart glitter... no one's going to see it. You may need a glitter catcher in your pants, but at least you're not capturing mad attention. haha

Would you rather only be able to smell seafood like smells, or eat only seafood meals?

Smell seafood, it'd just be like living by the peir.

Would you rather live in a bubble by yourself under the ocean, or in a mansion of 80 year old nudists?

Lving under the ocean is pretty lonely, however I probably wouldn't last long with all those old timers. Only if I could be nude, too. lols

Eitehr: have to take everything seriously or have joke about everything?

Joke about everything, I already do

Would you rather change your favorite sports team, or go blind?

Change my favorite sports team.

Would you rather be blind or deaf

Funny, I always associate being blind with a complete lack of connection with society. I guess I'd rather be deaf than.

Would you rather watch funny ads for stuff you'll never buy, or ultra-disturbing ads for stuff that you really need?

Funny ads for things I'd never buy.

Would you rather know the exact place and time of your death

or

The place and time of death of all those around you

All those around me.

Would you rather live forever, or die every day?

Live forever.

Would you rather never sleep or sleep anytime and as long as you wish?

Sleep anytime as long as I wish. I ******* love naps.

Would you rather

Be Harry Potter or Luke Skywalker