When I go to log in it tells me to change my password and the only option is to send an email. I've clicked that button 900 times and I've checked all my emails. Nothing.

What am I doing wrong?

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I'd hit up their Twitter support account and see what they say. https://twitter.com/twitchsupport

 

Sorry I missed this.

The password link went straight into my spam mail, if that helps.

Yeah didn't go to my spam, checked that.

It's possible the account email was wrong. For a long time they never required verifying the email address, and they may still not require it. So it could have been a typo and it accepted it. You could try contacting support, or you might have to make a new account.